5H and LM short story: Baby Mix and Big Harmony Part 1

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(Lauren, Normani, Dinah, and Camila helps Ally babysit the girls of LM)

Perrie: 4
Jade: 5
Leigh: 6
Jesy: 6

Dinah: Why would Ally bother us on a Friday night?

Lauren: To babysit, no less

Camila: She said good money was involved

Dinah: Still, to watch after one little snot nosed kid?

Lauren: That kid must be the Tasmanian devil or some shit

Camila: *shrugs; rings Ally's doorbell*

Ally: *answers looking stressed*

Lauren: Whoa, what's up, mama?

Ally: *pulls them in*

(They see that the house in trashed and one little kid is standing in the middle of the floor with her pants on her head)

Ally: Perrie, put your pants on your bottom!

Perrie: *takes off while laughing*

Camila: Damn, that little one did all of this?

Ally: *shakes her head slowly* Oh, no... She has company

Jesy: *runs in, cutting up a magazine*

Jade: *following her with her thumb in her mouth*

Leigh: *eating a banana*

Dinah: Damn, this a daycare

Normani: Whose kids are these?

Ally: My neighbor, Simon. He's paying me $100 for each of them. I wondered why he offered me so much, but then *motions to the house*

Lauren: We got you, Als

Ally: *smiles* Thank you

Jesy: *drops something* Fuck!

Ally: Jessica!

Leigh: *still munching on her banana* Awe!... Jesy...Say...a bad word!

Jesy: No I didn't!

Perrie: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Jade: *picks up a Lego and tries to eat it*

Camila: *rushes to her and takes it* No, sweetie, don't eat that

Jade: *pouts* Ba I wan a pot me shumee

Camila: *looks back at Ally* The hell did this child just say to me?

Leigh: Her say... She want it... In her stomach

Camila: *looks at Jade* Why, tho?

Jade: *shrugs*

Ally: Oh, I forgot! Girls, this is Leigh-Anne, Jesy, Jade, and P- PERRIE, DON'T LICK THAT!

Lauren: *bends down and waves* I'm Lauren

Dinah: and I'm Dinah, but you can call me DJ

Normani: 'm Mani

Camila: *coming from the kitchen with a banana* And I'm Mila

Leigh: *holds up her banana* Twins!

Camila: *smile and nods* Ya damn skippy, little one

Ally: Mila, do not curse in front of them. This one already has a potty mouth *points to Jesy*

Jesy: I don't potty in my mouth!

Perrie: Ew, Miss Ally, you nasty

Ally: *groans* That's not what- go clean up

Leigh: *puts hands up* I didn't do it

Ally: Help them anyway. Jade, you too

Jade: *stares at her* Oin ip I geh ta say Dez nay move, I do

Camila: Again...the hell she say?

Leigh: She wanna watch a Disney movie after she helps

Jade: No, oin ip I halp

Leigh: Only if she helps

Normani:... Is this child trying to negotiate with you?

Ally: *nods* I learned that she's the negotiator from the very beginning

Dinah: *points to Perrie* She's naked

Ally: PERRIE! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?!

Perrie: *giggles and runs away*

Leigh: *taps Normani's leg* Mommy?

Normani: *shakes head* No, it's "Mani"... I ain't yo momma

Leigh: *points at Jesy* Her doing nasty things

Jesy: *humping the wall while singing* Sex wit me so amazing! Sex with me so amazing!

Lauren: *pulls her from the wall* You are too young to be doing shit like that!

Jesy: And you lips dry

Lauren: Ally, Imma beat this li'l girl ass

Ally: *sighs* I swear, it's like a babysitting all of you

*Im sleep deprived so this sucked... But IDC, somebody out there liked this

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