(Lauren, Normani, Dinah, and Camila helps Ally babysit the girls of LM)
Perrie: 4
Jade: 5
Leigh: 6
Jesy: 6
Dinah: Why would Ally bother us on a Friday night?
Lauren: To babysit, no less
Camila: She said good money was involved
Dinah: Still, to watch after one little snot nosed kid?
Lauren: That kid must be the Tasmanian devil or some shit
Camila: *shrugs; rings Ally's doorbell*
Ally: *answers looking stressed*
Lauren: Whoa, what's up, mama?
Ally: *pulls them in*
(They see that the house in trashed and one little kid is standing in the middle of the floor with her pants on her head)
Ally: Perrie, put your pants on your bottom!
Perrie: *takes off while laughing*
Camila: Damn, that little one did all of this?
Ally: *shakes her head slowly* Oh, no... She has company
Jesy: *runs in, cutting up a magazine*
Jade: *following her with her thumb in her mouth*
Leigh: *eating a banana*
Dinah: Damn, this a daycare
Normani: Whose kids are these?
Ally: My neighbor, Simon. He's paying me $100 for each of them. I wondered why he offered me so much, but then *motions to the house*
Lauren: We got you, Als
Ally: *smiles* Thank you
Jesy: *drops something* Fuck!
Ally: Jessica!
Leigh: *still munching on her banana* Awe!... Jesy...Say...a bad word!
Jesy: No I didn't!
Perrie: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Jade: *picks up a Lego and tries to eat it*
Camila: *rushes to her and takes it* No, sweetie, don't eat that
Jade: *pouts* Ba I wan a pot me shumee
Camila: *looks back at Ally* The hell did this child just say to me?
Leigh: Her say... She want it... In her stomach
Camila: *looks at Jade* Why, tho?
Jade: *shrugs*
Ally: Oh, I forgot! Girls, this is Leigh-Anne, Jesy, Jade, and P- PERRIE, DON'T LICK THAT!
Lauren: *bends down and waves* I'm Lauren
Dinah: and I'm Dinah, but you can call me DJ
Normani: 'm Mani
Camila: *coming from the kitchen with a banana* And I'm Mila
Leigh: *holds up her banana* Twins!
Camila: *smile and nods* Ya damn skippy, little one
Ally: Mila, do not curse in front of them. This one already has a potty mouth *points to Jesy*
Jesy: I don't potty in my mouth!
Perrie: Ew, Miss Ally, you nasty
Ally: *groans* That's not what- go clean up
Leigh: *puts hands up* I didn't do it
Ally: Help them anyway. Jade, you too
Jade: *stares at her* Oin ip I geh ta say Dez nay move, I do
Camila: Again...the hell she say?
Leigh: She wanna watch a Disney movie after she helps
Jade: No, oin ip I halp
Leigh: Only if she helps
Normani:... Is this child trying to negotiate with you?
Ally: *nods* I learned that she's the negotiator from the very beginning
Dinah: *points to Perrie* She's naked
Ally: PERRIE! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?!
Perrie: *giggles and runs away*
Leigh: *taps Normani's leg* Mommy?
Normani: *shakes head* No, it's "Mani"... I ain't yo momma
Leigh: *points at Jesy* Her doing nasty things
Jesy: *humping the wall while singing* Sex wit me so amazing! Sex with me so amazing!
Lauren: *pulls her from the wall* You are too young to be doing shit like that!
Jesy: And you lips dry
Lauren: Ally, Imma beat this li'l girl ass
Ally: *sighs* I swear, it's like a babysitting all of you
*Im sleep deprived so this sucked... But IDC, somebody out there liked this
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