(Dinah babysits Lauren)
Dinah: *to Clara* I have been babysitting for a long time, I've seen it all.
Clara: The thing is, Lauren is a unique child.
Dinah: Everything is gonna be okay. I want you to have a good time tonight. You deserve it.
Clara: Okay... *starts to leave* Good luck *leaves*
Dinah: *locks the door; sits down on the couch and gets on he phone*
(Soft, slow footsteps)
Lauren: Goo goo ga ga
Dinah: *turns around; jumps* Oh, geez! Uh, h-hey there, Lauren
Lauren: Goo goo ga ga... I wan, heh, I wan milk
Dinah: Y-You want me to get your bottle?
Lauren: I want milk!
Dinah: Okay, uh... *gets up and gives her a bottle*
Lauren: *throws it* This is a baba! I want Momma's milk... Why can't I have Momma's milk?... It's a simple request
Dinah: Uh, well, uh, Y-You can't have Momma's milk right now, honey. How 'bout we play?
Lauren: Okay... I wan, heh, I wan... I wan play with my Legos
Dinah: *nods* Ok, yeah let's uh...play with your Legos *grabs bin from closet and sets it in front of them*
Lauren: I wanna...*picks up Lego* I wan put the smallest Lego in my mouth. That's what I'm gonna do- *brings it to her mouth*
Dinah: No, Lauren, you can't eat that-
Lauren: *yanks her to the floor* First, you tell me I can't have Momma's milk. Now, I can't have the smallest Lego in my mouth?! What a night... This is a bad start.
Dinah: N-Now, L-Lauren, it's dangerous
Lauren: Lemme get this straight: you're in charge of me? In my house?
Dinah: L-Lauren, it's time for bed
Lauren: I guess then... You're gonna sing me a song *gets on her lap*
Dinah: What?
Lauren: Momma always sing me a song before I go to sleep. Are you gonna do that for me?
Dinah: Uh, okay, yeah. *Sings* Hush, little baby, don't say a word...
Lauren: Keep, keep singing
Dinah: *scared ASF* M-Mommas gonna buy you a mockingbird
Lauren: Put my name in it... I like it personal
Dinah: *bouta shit herself* H-Hush, baby serial killer, don't say a word-
Lauren: Heh, goo goo ga ga
Dinah: M-Mommas gonna buy you a mockingbird *about to cry*
Lauren: Heh, good babysitter...
Dinah: And i-if that mockingbird don't sing-
Lauren: Have a good cry...
Dinah: *sobbing* Momma's gonna buy you a diamond...ring
*Another Key&Peele skit... Should I have that a series in this book?
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