*after watching the movie*
Lauren: Firstly, can I just say... THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!
Camila: I KNOW RIGHT? Like that little dance break during 'Detention'? *fans self* Whoo!
Jesy: Right, I think I got pregnant from that and 'High School Sweethearts', if 'm honest.
Perrie, Dinah, and Ally: Same
Jade: Can she like... fook me up?
Normani: The girl's a genius
Camila: I love how consistent the storyline was after 4 years, though.
Dinah: Yeah, but can we just talk about how shitty Kelly was?
Lauren: Better yet, how cute Magnolia was?
Dinah: Heart eyes
Leigh: I wanna know if Crybaby stayed with Ben, or went with the others?
Camila: We'll find out in five years
Jade: Noi, she proobly awready has it in her hed... we'll know in two yars, tops.
Jesy: It was worth the wait
All: Yeah, true
Perrie: That school was horrible, but... *thoughtful face*
Normani: You wanted to go, don't you?
Perrie: ... yeah... but I wanna be with Crybaby's group. Not the Lunchbox Bitches
Dinah: True. Fuck Kelly
Camila: Ally, you've been mighty quiet.
Ally: *texting*
Lauren: *tries to look at her phone*
Ally: *snatches away* Mind your business, David! But it's a surprise
Jesy: Now, I'm interested
Jade:
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Normani: ... I'm pretty sure that ain't the right word for-
Leigh: *taps her and shakes her head* Let her have this. It's her biggest word
Jade: *glares*
Dinah: When's this "surprise"?
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Perrie: I'll get it *leaves to answer the door*
Jesy: *looks at her in realization* Bitch, you did not
Ally: *smirks*
Perrie: *fooking SCREAMS* HOLY FUCK!
(Allum run to the front door; eyes now wide)
Jesy: Y-You're M-M...
Jade: The motha of me bebies 😍
Melanie: *amused look* Um, okay?
Ally: Ladies, let her in.
(They move to the living room)
Lauren: *while looking at Mel* Ally, you didn't tell us you knew Melanie Mar-fucking-tinez
Melanie: Yeah, I've known her for a couple of years actually. Before I released Crybaby
Ally: Yep. She played it for me and I was in love with it
Perrie: I'm in love, too
Jesy: *elbows her*
Perrie: OOF!
Jesy: *grits* Back off, biatch. She's mine.
Jade: Ac-shoo-ally, she's mine. Sorryboutit.
Melanie: I'm... already in a relationship.
Jesy: With?
Melanie: *points to Ally* Ally.
Ally: *smirks and pulls her on her lap*
All: THE FUCK?
*K-12 was a fucking MASTERPIECE... what's y'all's favorite tracks? (If y'all listen to Mel)
Mine are:
-Wheels On The Bus
-The Principal
-Drama Club
-Detention
-High School Sweethearts
-Fire Drill
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