Normani I'm bored asf
Camila: Same asf
Lauren: *weird look* Did y'all really just-?
Normani: Shut up, Lamp *takes out a piece of gum*
Camila: Asf
Dinah: Yeah, a bish bored too
Ally: same...let's pray Jesus would find us something to do...*bows head*
(Heaven; Jesus phone starts ringing)
Jesus:*excited* My crush calling! Holy-
God: *bust in his room* Finish that if you want to, Emmanuel!
Jesus: Sorry, Dad...it's just that Ally's calling me *smiles*
God: Ooh! Answer it!
Jesus: *answers the phone; deepens his voice* Hello?
Ally: Dear Jesus, please give us something to do
Jesus: *in his mind* Dang it, I need my lotion! *Out loud* Uh, well-
Dinah:*on the other end* Let's have a another rap battle!
Ally: Yeah, that'll be fun! *hangs up*
Jesus: *cries* If she battles Camera again, they're gonna do the nasty like last time!
God: *rolls eyes* Shut up already
(W the girls)
Normani: Who battling *nom nom* tho? *chomp chomp*
Ally: Dinah and Mila!
Lauren: Money on D
Normani: Babe that's gay *om nom nom*
Lauren: Y'kno what I meant, ma😒
Ally: A'ight, y'all, let's get to it...Biggie first
Dinah:
You my main bitch, but u also my side hoe
Sorry Al and Mani
But hell, even Lauser know
Crying in the club ass
That OMG ass
Got me bouta pass, out
Let it bounce hella fast
Sorry, boo,
But its the truth
That u were born March 3, but look like April fool's
Ally got that ass in check
Spank like Fifty Shades
What's the safe word?
Cuh, we heard you screaming Ally's name
Normani: What does Lauren know? *chompy chomp chomp nommy nom nom*
Lauren: I dunno shit...
Dinah: I got that ass!
Ally: She ain't lying, tho
Normani: Mila, get her *nom nom*
Camila: Time to resurrect AMilly..
Listen, good, DJ
Looking like Child's Play
Chucking empty ass roasts
Like you fucking Ramsey
Lemme put you to bed
Then give yo fetus ass some cookies
I'm a certified pro and you a tall ass rookie
Suck my pussy
But, Ian gonna cum for u
Mani got you, boo
We all heard you too
"Don't stop, Mani!"
Good thing she did
Don't wanna hear you again
So this is the end
YOU ARE READING
😂Funny Ass 5H And LM Shit😂
Fanfictionbunch of 5H/CC/LMand other shit that'll make u laugh, I guess- iF YoU DoN't rEaD THiS, I'LL pUT my Big tOE IN Yo' mOuF tONIgHT OR I'LL PUt My phAT DicK cOcK In YO NoZ ZONT PLAI WIF MEH, THOT
