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Little Harmony Short Story: High Asf (ft Your Favorite, Uglass Author... ME!)

So, all 10 women are sitting in Leigh's house (bc that bih is LOADED!!! Like I could fit like four of my houses in that bitch no cap) they all bored af

Loosely based on true events
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Dinah: *groans* Dawg, I'm sofa king BORED!

Mani: Same... ain't nothing else to do

Camila: Right. We already raided Leigh's fridge, watched like six movies in her cinema, jumped on her bed-

Lauren: rode the bar elevator, raided her fridge again, admired her bathroom for 30 minutes-

Ally: Played with Harvey, blasted Thank U, Next, ateoutCamila, went to the mall

Mila: 😳

Mani: *slowly pulls out a piece of gum*

Lauren: 😧

Dinah: *eating Hot Cheetos*

Jade: 🌚

Leigh: 😮

Jesy: 😨

Me:... wayment

Perrie: ... That's what you did, Little Sinner

Ally: *points to me* Zain, too

Me: 😐 Youse a whole ass lie, stamp

Jade: *mumbles* Beh-a be

Leigh: *looks at her like 'bitch, I thought you was my man'*

Ally: *shrugs* God knows the truth

Me: Yuh, and she knows you lyin' as fuck

Ally: *turns to Camila* Baby, didn't Zain eat your cooch?

Mila: *nods* Like she was on Death Row

Jade: *slowly looks at me; glares*

Me: *sweating* Uh-

Lauren: Let's get high. I brought weed *pulls a blunt out of her pussy, probably; lights it, hits it then passes it to me*

Leigh: I dunno, guys

Perrie: Pass that shit here, Z *weird laugh*

Me: *passes it to her with a wtf face* Ok, crackhead

Jesy: Doesn't that stuff make you crazy hungry?

Jade: Goo' fing Leigh is stocked, aye?

Perrie: *passes it to Jade*

Leigh: Wait, you two smoked before?

Jerrie: *nods*

Jade: *holds it out to Leigh* Try it

Leigh: *grimaces* I'd rather not, it smells like poopie shit

Perrie: But it feels like a blowjob

(If you get this, we friends, bitch)

Leigh: How do you know, Pez? You don't have a penis

Perrie: Z told me

Me: *nods* Its does... or in y'all's case, getting ate out

Leigh: Well, since you put it in perspective... *hesitantly takes a hit*

Thirty Minutes Later