So, all 10 women are sitting in Leigh's house (bc that bih is LOADED!!! Like I could fit like four of my houses in that bitch no cap) they all bored af
Loosely based on true events
———Dinah: *groans* Dawg, I'm sofa king BORED!
Mani: Same... ain't nothing else to do
Camila: Right. We already raided Leigh's fridge, watched like six movies in her cinema, jumped on her bed-
Lauren: rode the bar elevator, raided her fridge again, admired her bathroom for 30 minutes-
Ally: Played with Harvey, blasted Thank U, Next, ateoutCamila, went to the mall
Mila: 😳
Mani: *slowly pulls out a piece of gum*
Lauren: 😧
Dinah: *eating Hot Cheetos*
Jade: 🌚
Leigh: 😮
Jesy: 😨
Me:... wayment
Perrie: ... That's what you did, Little Sinner
Ally: *points to me* Zain, too
Me: 😐 Youse a whole ass lie, stamp
Jade: *mumbles* Beh-a be
Leigh: *looks at her like 'bitch, I thought you was my man'*
Ally: *shrugs* God knows the truth
Me: Yuh, and she knows you lyin' as fuck
Ally: *turns to Camila* Baby, didn't Zain eat your cooch?
Mila: *nods* Like she was on Death Row
Jade: *slowly looks at me; glares*
Me: *sweating* Uh-
Lauren: Let's get high. I brought weed *pulls a blunt out of her pussy, probably; lights it, hits it then passes it to me*
Leigh: I dunno, guys
Perrie: Pass that shit here, Z *weird laugh*
Me: *passes it to her with a wtf face* Ok, crackhead
Jesy: Doesn't that stuff make you crazy hungry?
Jade: Goo' fing Leigh is stocked, aye?
Perrie: *passes it to Jade*
Leigh: Wait, you two smoked before?
Jerrie: *nods*
Jade: *holds it out to Leigh* Try it
Leigh: *grimaces* I'd rather not, it smells like poopie shit
Perrie: But it feels like a blowjob
(If you get this, we friends, bitch)
Leigh: How do you know, Pez? You don't have a penis
Perrie: Z told me
Me: *nods* Its does... or in y'all's case, getting ate out
Leigh: Well, since you put it in perspective... *hesitantly takes a hit*
Thirty Minutes Later

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