5H Short Story: Boyband

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Camilo: *comes downstairs mad* Where the fuck are my goddamn bananas?!

Norman: *chewing*

Camilo: *takes off chancla* Come here, you little fuck! *chases Norman around the house*

Lorenzo: *comes downstairs like 'the fuck?'*

Allen: I dunno either...

Lorenzo: O...kay?

Dilan: *comes from the kitchen; eating a banana* What the hell's going on?

Camilo:GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!

Norman: I AIN'T EAT YO DAMN FRUIT, CAGAYO! I WAS EATING A POPTART!

Dilan: *watching while chewing the banana*

Allen: Milo thinks that- *looks at Dilan* Is that the last one?

Dilan: Yep...shit bomb, too...I was hungry

Lorenzo: *eyes wide* Camz gonna beat your ass

Dilan: Bet

Camilo: *stops; panting* Why...the hell...is he so fast?

Norman: I grew up running from the belt

Dilan: Same

Camilo: *mindlessly takes banana from Dilan* If I find out who ate my bananas, Imma give you a Cuban beat down! *eats banana*

Allen: Uh, babe?...

Camilo: What? *looks down; looks at Dilan* Run

Dilan: Gotta Dilan! *runs*

Allen: *stops Camilo* Babe, don't hurt him!

Camilo: You lucky he holding me back, you tit face! *breaks free; chases him*

Lorenzo:...Why did I come down here again?

Allen: CARLO! PUT THAT DOWN!

Norman: You think Milo gonna get him?

Lorenzo: *laughs* One way or another

Dilan: GIMME MY HOT CHEETOS BACK, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!

Camilo: NEVAAAAAAAA *slams door*

Allen: Babe, get out of the bathroom

Dilan: And give me my damn Cheetos!

*soft crunching*

Dilan: *bangs on the door* I know your ass ain't eating my shit!

Camilo: *shrieks* DILAN STOP! LET ME GO!

Lorenzo: He's a deadman

Norman: RIP Camilo

Lorenzo: *shakes head*

Allen: *runs downstairs* Guys, help! Dilan is dangling Camilo out of the window!

Norenzo: Oh shit!

*should I do more of Boy band?

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