today in geography:
scene one;
teacher: are you taking pictures during class?!
girl: nO! i don't even have my phone here!
teacher: okay.
girl: i'm serious, come search me [this sounds so much better in croatian i stg]
me @ my friend: when you have a teacherxstudent kink and you ask your teacher to search you
[basically we say 'touch all over me' as an expression for 'search me' so it's much funnier and makes more sense hehe]
scene two;
boy: if i'm lost in a desert where there are no object i can use for orientation, how am i gonna use a topographic map?
class: *billion tries to answer*
me (louder than the class): if you're lost in a desert, you're gonna die, you don't need a topographic map
*class goes dead silent and then starts making 'ooh' sounds*
some girl: we're so happy to have you in our class
srsly tho, i use death in class way too often hm maybe it's bc i'm realistic on the matter
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Ngẫu nhiên" i'm bad at love " i am going to applaud if this book lives to see 2018 //trigger warning//
