"A bit presumtious"....

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I dropped me and my sister home, but she wanted ice cream, literally after me offering to get her desert.
"Please." She batted her eyelashes and gave her best 'I'm your sister you owe it to me look.'
"Fine whatever."
"Great." She pulled out some money from her pocket "Baileys Haagen-Dazs please, and Reeses butter cup." I nodded. "Thanks."
"Sure." I opened the front door and  walked down the road.

Hayley:
How'd the dinner go?

My phone buzzed in my pocket.

Ryan:
I'm on the way to the shops to get my sister desert. Desert I offered her!!!!

Hayley:
She's a girl Montgomery..

Ryan:
She's annoying...

Hayley:
Don't talk about my bestfwend like that.

Ryan:
Bestfwend??? Really??

Hayley:
Yep.... 
Shopping = extreme bonding time.

Ryan:
Of course..

Hayley:
Where are you now?

Ryan:
Walking back home... got Emily's stuff.

Hayley:
Awww such a good little brother....

Ryan:
Shutup.

Hayley:
Don't be mad it's a good thing.... everyone wants a cute lil bro like you.

Ryan:
Tease.

Hayley:
You'd know the most.

"Have you got my food?" I literally just opened the door. Literally.
"Yes Emily, I'm fine by the way. It was a little chilly."
"Oh shutup. Bag please." I handed her what she asked for and she disappeared into her room.

Ryan:
I am so taken for granted.

Hayley:
Suck it up.

Ryan:
Thanks for the words of comfort.

Hayley:
Np.

Ryan:
Smh

Hayley:
So don't freak out.

Ryan:
.....

Hayley:
Come over... no one is here. Sisters at a sleep over and it's date night- parents went to a hotel.

Ryan:
......

Hayley:
You there?

Ryan:
Yep. Packing a bag. School tomorrow remember.

Hayley:
That's a bit presumptuous ... who said you're sleeping over.

Ryan:
I just spent half my day working out. Boys like me don't just pop over.

Hayley:
You just became 50% less attractive.. Being humble is such a turn on

Ryan:
Did I say don't pop over, I meant will humbly comply to whatever you want.

Hayley:
Just get here.

Ryan:
Already on my way.

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