Insanity (Mario)

Chapter 33

"Where are they?" Kaira sighed.

"Who?" Dixie asked curiously.

"Daisy and Saiko," Kaira answered. "They've disappeared."

"That's no surprise to me..." Toadette sighed. "Aren't they always missing?"

"Yes, but... Still," Kaira said. "Saiko normally tells me. And Daisy isn't normally gone. Something's wrong."

"I think you're just worrying too much," Dixie chirped. "They're probably fine. Even if they're in trouble, Saiko can handle herself, and so can Daisy."

"...I suppose you're right, but it would comfort me if I knew where they were."

"Well... I don't know, it's up to you," Dixie told her. "Personally, I think they're fine...but maybe you should check on them, if you're so worried."

"And you guys will be alright?" Kaira checked. She didn't know if there were any other possessed people, and didn't want Dixie or Toadette to be hurt.

"We can handle ourselves," Toadette nodded. "Even if we couldn't, we're wardens. They won't let us die."

"We'll give them a fun time if they even try!" Dixie smiled.

"Alright. Be safe."

"We already told you- we always are."

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I hope you all die

I hope you all die

I hope you all die

Rosalina tilted her head at Daisy and Saiko, smirking.

I hope you all die

"R-Rosalina-" Daisy stammered. Rosalina realized that Daisy had now found out who she was...

Oh well. Didn't matter, anyway. Now, all Rosalina had to do was make a clean sweep of everyone here, and then it would be all finished.

I hope you all die

She had enjoyed Daisy as a roommate, that had been fun. Daisy was pretty great, but now she was in her way. And anything that was in her way, had to be eliminated.

I hope you all dxe

"Sorry, Daisy," Rosalina sighed. "Sorry you had to find out the truth, this way. Probably should've told you earlier, but i didn't want you to hate me like everyone else does."

"I- oh my gosh-" Daisy gasped. "You're not even trying to hide it.."

I hope you all ∂ﾉ∑

"Why should I hide the obvious fact?"

"Rosalina," Saiko warned, her scythe glinting in the light. "Don't try anything."

"You're- you're not even going to hide the fact that you're- you're- the- killing princess!?" Daisy finally screeched.

"I... What?"

Daisy waited her answer, her fear growing as Rosalina started laughing.

"Oh my gosh... You actually thought that I was... Hahah!"

What?

"W-wait, you're n-not?" Daisy stuttered, shaking her head in confusion. "You're not- S-Satsuki? The Killing Princess?"

"Haha, no," Rosalina smirked. "No way. Sorry, not me. Try again."

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"Then- what-?"

"I really thought you knew..." Rosalina muttered. "I guess that just shows you're a lot stupider than I thought."

"Rosalina..!"

"Enough talk," Rosalina sighed. "If you can't figure it out, then you don't deserve to know. Time to die."

"That's enough!" Saiko shouted, finally breaking it up. She twirled her scythe again, it gleaming in the light. "Stop trying to talk big, Rosalina."

"Saiko.. Please, don't kill her!" Daisy intervened before Saiko could have her way. "Please!"

"Are you sure?" Saiko questioned, very hesitant on doing what Daisy had asked her to. While she was still Daisy's friend, Daisy still had to remember Saiko's unquenchable bloodlust. Maybe Saiko was right when she said I'm friends with mass murderers...

Come to think of it, wasn't all of her friends mass murderers of some sort? Rosalina, the obliterator of monsters, Saiko, the bloodthirsty psychopath, Kaira, the murderous warrior, Toadette, who had no regard for other people's lives, Dixie, who was willing to stand by as other people died...

The only person she could think of was Luigi. He wasn't murderous. He was kind.

At least, for now.

"Yes, I'm certain!" Daisy exclaimed, coming back to the conversation. "Please, Saiko."

"...fine," Saiko sighed, clearly frustrated, but honoring her friends' wishes. "Take away Saiko's fun..."

Saiko's scythe swiftly blocked as Rosalina's crown aimed for her head. Instead of letting Rosalina have the chance of hitting her with it again, she sliced it in half. Rosalina gasped in anger.

"How dare you," Rosalina snarled. "How dare you..!"

"Calm down," Saiko laughed. "Rosalina can buy another one when Rosalina snaps out of it."

"You know, you could just refer to me as 'you'," Rosalina pointed out. "It annoys me extremely when you do that."

"Well, Rosalina's not Rosalina when she's hungry," Saiko shrugged. "And Saiko's just going to assume that's why Rosalina is being annoying."

"Is that a Snickers reference?" Daisy muttered. Saiko grinned.

"Oh! Saiko loves Snickers!" Saiko squealed happily. "Some of Saiko and Kaira's fans sent them, and-"

"Oh, for Polari's sake-"

Rosalina raised her hands, ready to unleash her power. However, this was not the case. Her eyes rolled back, her body crumpling as she fell to the ground. As she fell, a red head stood behind her.

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"Don't you guys know how to handle yourselves by now?"

Hey everyone:) had a quick update, hope you all enjoyed!

To be honest, I was thinking about not releasing this until Christmas, but I don't want to make you guys wait. I hate it when people do that to me, so I won't do it to you guys.

Thanks for reading ❤️