Cold as Fuck

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We've hit that time of the year
Where it's colder outside
Then inside the fridge and freezer
When a human being instantly feels
Like they were dropped into a vat of ice

In other words
It is
Cold as fuck
Yep I cursed

You would too
If you walked outside
And were faced with
Below freezing temperatures
And a windchill to boot

We are barely making it
Into the lower double digits
Couldn't see anything else
But what was in front of me

Because I was so bundled up
I had to turn my whole body
Just to see in a different direction

Looking at my own shadow
Made me bust out laughing
Because I looked like a curvy
Oversized queen on a chessboard

The sun isn't giving any warmth
But just shining in the sky
And as I walked while
Huffing and puffing

Just feeling
Cold as fuck
From my hair tips
Down to my tippy toes
All I asked for
Was spring!

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