"You're mine forever as my best buddy!" I exclaimed, throwing my arms around him as I wrapped Jack into a killing hug.
J: "Y-you disappoint me."
E: "I'm not disappointed."
J: "Why do you always put me in friendzone?"
E: "I don't know. I guess I just like seeing you sad and hopeless."
J: "You're Satan in a woman's body, aren't you?"
E: "Eh, I'm a Christian."
J: "Some devils are pretending to be Christians."
E: "Yeah, like those priests who molest young boys."
J: "Some are even under the influence of politicians and drug cartels."
E: "They really need the perpetual help of Jesus." "Everyone needs Jesus."
J: "But in all honesty, I don't mind."
E: "You don't mind what?"
J: "If you were the priest and I was that young boy, I wouldn't mind you doing the naughty."
E: "You definitely need Jesus."
*silence*
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Fanfiction"Gay men are like women right?" "I dunno. What's your point?" "Will you love me if I'll turn myself gay?" ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ What can you do for the person you love?
