April Fools | A BTS Fanfic

FIVE

JUNGKOOK'S POV

"Let's just pretend that one of us has a girlfriend, and that girlfriend is an ARMY."

All eyes were on me after I said that. I couldn't tell if they liked the idea or not. I glanced at Namjoon hyung, who was looking at me like he was considering my suggestion.

"Okay, any other suggestions?" Namjoon hyung asked.

"Hyung, you're actually considering that?" Taehyung hyung asked, surprised that Namjoon hyung was taking my suggestion seriously.

"I'm just trying to gather all your suggestions before we decide. It's not like I'm the only one who's going to pull off the prank, right?" Namjoon hyung reassured Taehyung hyung.

They might think I'm crazy—like I just want a girlfriend right now and I'm using this prank as an excuse to have one—but that's not it... right?

"I think I like Kook's idea. It's something new. I'm sure our ARMYs won't mind knowing that one of us has a 'girlfriend.' They'll probably be happy for us... right?" Hoseok hyung looked around at us, waiting for someone to support his opinion.

"Are you sure, hyung? I'm a little worried about this," Jimin hyung said, glancing at Namjoon hyung, who was quietly listening to everyone's opinions.

"I don't think it's a good idea. You know how people react when their favorite idols date," Taehyung hyung pointed out. He had a point. It could be risky. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.

"It's okay, you don't have to go with my suggestion. We can think of something else—"

"Our ARMYs are different. I'm sure they'll support us. Plus, they're smart. They probably won't believe it anyway since we'll reveal that it's a fake relationship on April Fools," Jin hyung cut me off, and everyone nodded in agreement, including Taehyung hyung, who had been against it earlier.

"As long as you clarify the next day that it's just a prank, I'm okay with it. It's not like you're actually going to fall in love. And I don't want the company getting involved with extra emails and reports. Let's do it properly, alright?" Yoongi hyung smiled at me as he stood up, catching our attention.

"What? Don't tell me you're going to sleep here. It's already late, we should head home," Hoseok hyung said.

"Okay, so it's settled then? Jungkook's idea it is. Anyone disagree?" Namjoon hyung asked, looking around the room. I looked at Taehyung hyung, but he didn't say anything, and the rest of the members nodded in agreement.

We stood up, gathered our things, and began preparing to go home. Tomorrow would be another busy day.

"Let's talk about the rest of the details tomorrow. We should go home and rest. We'll plan everything out properly then. Alright? Let's go." I turned off the lights as we all left the practice room and headed home.

TAEHYUNG'S POV

We decided to talk about the April Fools' prank over breakfast. I didn't realize we'd be discussing it so early. I have to admit, I'm not really into Jungkook's idea, but seeing everyone so excited about it made me curious. This might actually be fun.

"So, who are we going to do the prank with?" Jimin asked Namjoon hyung while munching on his toast.

"We just need to pick someone from our ARMYs. Maybe on Twitter? We can choose someone randomly," Namjoon hyung replied.

"Kook-ah, since it's your idea, any other suggestions?" Yoongi hyung asked, getting up to grab some coffee. Jin hyung and Hobi hyung asked for a cup too, but Yoongi hyung shot them a death glare when he realized he was being ordered to make coffee. Still, he made one for them anyway.

"Let's just post something on Twitter and pick someone from the ARMYs who replies," I suggested.

"Alright, everyone gather around. Let's take a selca!" Jimin grabbed his phone and held it high enough for all of us to fit in the frame. "One, two... three!"

"Nice! Okay, upload it on Twitter now," Hobi hyung said excitedly, handing Jimin back his phone.

"Hi ARMY. Can't wait to see you soon. Wait for us, okay? We miss you!
#JIMIN
#WePurpleYou
#ItsBlurryImSorry"

"Okay! It's on Twitter now. All we have to do is wait... and select," Jimin said, watching his phone as we all waited for ARMY's replies. Wow, it had only been a minute since he uploaded our group selca, and already we were getting thousands of likes and comments. Our ARMYs are so supportive!

"Woooooow~ look at all these replies!" Hobi hyung was so impressed, and we all squished closer together while Jimin scrolled through the responses, looking for a random ARMY to do the prank with us.

Yoongi hyung was so focused on the screen as Jimin quickly scrolled through the replies to our selca.

"Okay, stop!"

Jimin immediately froze and looked up when Yoongi hyung shouted. We all leaned in, curious about the reply that caught his attention.

"That one. Let's choose her."

"Let's check her profile first before we decide. Make sure she's really an ARMY and can be trusted."

I stood up from where I was sitting, grabbed my plate from the table, and walked over to the sink to clean it. The others glanced at me as if they wanted to say something. "What? Did I say something wrong?"

"Taehyung's right. You know we have to be careful, right?" Namjoon hyung nodded and stood up to help me clean.

"Okay. Check her profile later. For now, clean up your plates!" Jin hyung ordered. The rest of us stood up and helped clear the table.

We finished cleaning up quicker than expected since we all pitched in. Afterward, we decided to hang out in Hobi hyung and Jimin's room since it was the biggest. We continued checking the profile of the ARMY who had replied to Jimin's post.

"Okay, so... anything?" Namjoon hyung asked, his eyes on Jimin's phone as Jimin tapped away, with Yoongi hyung standing beside him, looking at the phone too.

"That's it. She's the one!"

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This is a boring chapter and I'm really sorry for that. :((
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