I regret this book with my entire existence because it makes me cringe and want to delete it. But, people seem to like it so I'll leave it up.
Edit: I WANT THIS BOOK TO BUUUUUUUURN STOP READING, VOTING, AND COMMENTING IT AHHHHHH IT'S SO HORRIBLE!!!!
"So Timmy," Dick started. "Tell me about your girlfriend." "She's a cat." I responded. He looked at me in confusion. "Excuse me?" He asked. "Not literally, but she acts like one." I said, biting into on of Alfred's cookies. "Care to explain?" He asked. I thought for a minute remembering all the evidence.
~Flashback~ I walked into my girlfriend (Y/N)'s apartment. "I'm home!" I called out, shutting the door. I walked over to our living room and saw (Y/N) curled up like a little kitten on the couch. I smiled and nudged her. "Hey! Hey beautiful! Wake up!" I said to her softly. She stirred and stretched out, like a cat. She yawned. "Hey Timmy." She said, smiling. I smiled. "I have to go out on a mission. I just came over to say hi and to tell you." I said to her. Her smile faded. "Oh ok."
I frowned. "I'm sorry beautiful." I planted a kiss on her forehead. Standing up, she stretched more. "So what's the mission?" She questioned, taking (a) (Y/F/D) (your favourite drink) out of the fridge. She took a sip. I have to work at a bar for cover of a drug trade that's going on." I responded. She narrowed her eyes. "Okay, be safe." She kissed my cheek and sat on the couch turning on (Y/F/M). "Bye Timmy!" She called out. "Bye (Y/N)."
-Time skip cuz I dunno.-
I slid a shot to a man sitting behind the bar. He drank it quickly. "Another." He said sliding the cup back. I shrugged. "Coming up." I turned to grab another shot and pivoted to see a pretty girl with lots of makeup on.
"Hey." She said sweetly, but slyly. "Hi what can I get for you?" I asked her. "Your number pretty boy." She answered. I raised an eyebrow. "Sorry I've got a girlfriend." I said to her, in hopes to shut her down. "Oh well, do you want to dance?." She asked calmly. "No because he's going to dance with me." A voice said. I turned to see (Y/N) in a short (Y/F/C) dress. I smirked. I swear I heard her growl like an angry cat. She was acting like I predator, ready to swipe her claws at this girl. The girl rolled her eyes and left. I grinned. (Y/N) grinned back.
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Later that evening we were cuddling on the couch watching (Y/F/M) for the second time today. I was stroking (Y/N)'s (Y/H/C) hair, when a strange vibrating noice came from her throat. What the heck? Is she purring? I thought. Oh my gosh she's purring. I decided not to wake her and let her sleep, enjoying the moment.
~Flashback ends~
"That's how I know." I finished telling Dick the evidence. His eyes were wide. "Wow. That's..." he searched for the right word. "Odd?" I chuckled. "She may be odd but she's my kitty."
