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Dirty Jokes He make while shopping.

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Louis:

You're grocery shopping together. You're in the fruit and vegetable section looking for ripe tomatoes and all you can hear from behind you is "Hey, hey, hey, babe.. Look at me!" You turn around and see louis with watermelons pressed against his chest. He smiles and says "Look at these melons!"

Liam:

You're in the pet store looking for your first pet together. He points at a kitten and yells at the top of his lungs "Hey! (Y/N) look at this pussy!" You reply with "Stop pussyfooting around and just buy the stupid cat."

Zayn:

You're shopping in Kmart.

(Because he's a big spender.)

You're looking for a muffin tray when he asks you how to make these muffins. You start to tell him about the eggs and feel a hand on your back. You slowly turn around and see Zayn's face close to yours. He is holding a whisk and looks around before whispering to you "I'll whisk you until you're creamy and white."

(Wat.)

Niall:

You're in a small boutique in Italy. You try on a pair of what the shop has labeled 'collant spazio'.

(Space tights)

He looks you up and down and says "Are you wearing space tights because.."

You interrupt with "Because my ass is out of this world?"

He replies "No? Because you look ridiculous."

Harry:

You're looking for a jacket in Katmandu, he turns to you while you're looking through the rack and whispers "I'd Katmandu you."