Lance: Guess what
Lance: Wait I bet you're all asleep
Lance: Come on guys
Lance: It's three am you weaklings
Pidge: I'm awake. I'm always awake.
Lance: Sup Pidge
Pidge: Sup
Pidge: What were you going to say
Lance: Idk
Lance: Life is so boring at night when everyone's asleep
Keith: I have an idea for you
Lance: Yeah?
Keith: Why don't you sleep too
Keith: Then maybe you wouldn't be bored
Lance: Seems a bit hypocritical coming from you
Keith: I woke up because you were being fucking annoying leave me alone
Lance: Damn feisty
Pidge: Keith needs his beauty sleep
Lance: That doesn't make sense Keith isn't beautiful
Keith: Do I need to remind you about my knife collection
Lance: No no no I'll sleep
Pidge: I won't
Keith: Whatever just don't spam the chat
Shiro: Why aren't you guys asleep
Lance: Because life is too short to spend it sleeping
Shiro: Damn true
Keith: Will everyone just shut up
Shiro: Sorry Keith
Shiro: You should sleep though
Keith: I kNOW
Lance: Night Keef
Keith: Knives
Lance: Okay
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
