Lance: Did you know dogs can get OCD?
Pidge: You're seriously going to open with that
Pidge: WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU AND KEITH
Hunk: Dogs can get OCD huh
Hunk: How does that work
Lance: Idk
Pidge: Did you and Keith make out
Pidge: Make up*
Lance: Yes
Lance: But can we please talk about dogs
Adam: You know you haven't added Shiro and Keith back into the chat yet
Lance: OH YEAH
Sharpshooter added EmoKid to the chat!
Sharpshooter added SpaceDad to the chat!
Shiro: Why did you kick me out :(
Lance: Bc we h8 u
Shiro: Don't you dare talk to your father like that
Pidge: I'm starting to wonder if this is some weird kink
Keith: Lance I hope not
Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Keith: Wtf
Shiro: It is not a kink
Adam: I can confirm that
Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Keith: Stop doing that weird face thing
Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Keith: Stop it
Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hunk: You broke him
Pidge: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Keith: Pigeon you don't start
Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Keith: I'll leave the chat if you keep doing that
Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Keith: It's pissing me off
Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
EmoKid left the chat!
Shiro: Can someone explain to me why I just walked into Keith's room and saw him waving his knife around with the intention of murder
Shiro: I've never seen so much emotion on that boy's face
Lance: ...
Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sharpshooter added EmoKid to the chat!
Keith: Fuck off
EmoKid left the chat!
Sharpshooter added EmoKid to the chat!
Lance: Okay I'm going to stop now please forgive me
Keith: Fine but if I see one more of those stupid face things I will find you
Lance: Okay
Lance: You can kill me if you want because I pray for death
Pidge: Who doesn't
Shiro: I don't
Keith: Me neither
Adam: Why would you wish for death?
Hunk: ^^
Raise your hand if you want death! *raises both hands*
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
