The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children

28

Lance: I want death

Keith: Everything okay?

Lance: Yeah haha I just craved attention

Keith: Bye

Lance: Bye

Keith: You sure you're okay?

Lance: Yup

Lance: Why wouldn't I be?

Keith: I don't know.. I'm just getting vibes

Hunk: Buddy I've known you for years and I'm with Keith on this one

Lance: Can't a guy just jokingly say they want death?

Adam: Not really

Lance: You guys are so boring

Lance: Pidge would laugh with me

Shiro: Speaking of Pidge, where are they?

Lance: Idk

Lance: Probably sleeping

Keith: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hunk: Lol

Pidge: We all know I'm an insomniac

Pidge: I'm here

Pidge: Sorry I didn't reply straight away I was BUSY talking to my brother because I have a LIFE unlike YOU GUYS

Lance: Ooooh Matt how's he doing

Pidge: He's fine

Lance: ADD HIM INTO THE CHAT

Lance: IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I SPOKE TO HIM

Keith: Why have you spoken to their brother

Lance: Because he's awesome that's why

Lance: Right after I met Pidge I found their brother's meme page and we BONDED over doge

Keith: Doge really

Lance: YES

Lance: ADD HIM IN PIDGE

Pidge: ...

Pigeon added MattTheMeme to the chat!

Lance: Glad to see your branding is still strong!!

Matt: Much branding

Keith: Much outdated meme

Matt: Are you asking me to dab

Keith: No I never said

Matt: *dabs*

Lance: *dabs in Spanish*

Keith: What how that doesn't make sense

Matt: Who is this emo guy he's so bOring

Lance: He's my boyfriend

Matt: Sorry man

Lance: It's cHiLl

Lance: He is boring he doesn't even know what a meme is

Keith: Yes I do

Keith: I know doge

Lance: List one other meme

Keith: ...

Matt: You need to teach your boyf some stuff

Lance: I know

Keith: Please don't

Matt: Break up with him

Pidge: Matt you can't just control my friends' relationships

Matt: But memes ;-;

Lance: I've got to go so we can catch up more later Matt

Matt: Cool cool