Lance: I want death
Keith: Everything okay?
Lance: Yeah haha I just craved attention
Keith: Bye
Lance: Bye
Keith: You sure you're okay?
Lance: Yup
Lance: Why wouldn't I be?
Keith: I don't know.. I'm just getting vibes
Hunk: Buddy I've known you for years and I'm with Keith on this one
Lance: Can't a guy just jokingly say they want death?
Adam: Not really
Lance: You guys are so boring
Lance: Pidge would laugh with me
Shiro: Speaking of Pidge, where are they?
Lance: Idk
Lance: Probably sleeping
Keith: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hunk: Lol
Pidge: We all know I'm an insomniac
Pidge: I'm here
Pidge: Sorry I didn't reply straight away I was BUSY talking to my brother because I have a LIFE unlike YOU GUYS
Lance: Ooooh Matt how's he doing
Pidge: He's fine
Lance: ADD HIM INTO THE CHAT
Lance: IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I SPOKE TO HIM
Keith: Why have you spoken to their brother
Lance: Because he's awesome that's why
Lance: Right after I met Pidge I found their brother's meme page and we BONDED over doge
Keith: Doge really
Lance: YES
Lance: ADD HIM IN PIDGE
Pidge: ...
Pigeon added MattTheMeme to the chat!
Lance: Glad to see your branding is still strong!!
Matt: Much branding
Keith: Much outdated meme
Matt: Are you asking me to dab
Keith: No I never said
Matt: *dabs*
Lance: *dabs in Spanish*
Keith: What how that doesn't make sense
Matt: Who is this emo guy he's so bOring
Lance: He's my boyfriend
Matt: Sorry man
Lance: It's cHiLl
Lance: He is boring he doesn't even know what a meme is
Keith: Yes I do
Keith: I know doge
Lance: List one other meme
Keith: ...
Matt: You need to teach your boyf some stuff
Lance: I know
Keith: Please don't
Matt: Break up with him
Pidge: Matt you can't just control my friends' relationships
Matt: But memes ;-;
Lance: I've got to go so we can catch up more later Matt
Matt: Cool cool
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
