There's only one more chapter after this :((
Lance: Okay but can we talk about how hot Adam and Shiro are as a couple
Keith: Don't talk about my brother like that
Shiro: Don't call my husband hot either
Shiro: HUSBAND AH
Lance: But I called you hot too
Shiro: Thank you
Adam: Me and Shiro are the ultimate couple
Pidge: *Shiro and I
Pidge: Adam I had more faith in you
Adam: Sorry I'm too excited to use the correct grammar
Pidge: I'll let you off because you got married yesterday
Lance: So Adam
Lance: How does it feel to have custody over four children
Adam: It feels good
Adam: Shiro has some cool children
Lance: Aw thanks!!
Hunk: How does it feel to be married?
Shiro: Amazing
Shiro: Every time I think I've fallen completely in love with Adam, I somehow manage to fall harder
Adam: Awwww
Lance: Both of you are disgusting
Lance: Keith will you be cute with me
Keith: Actually wait that reminds me of something
Keith: I need to tell you all something
Lance: Everything okay?
Keith: I'm sorry to draw attention away from Adam and Shiro but...
Keith: I'm moving out
Shiro: Keith what?
Lance: Why is that such a big announcement to all of us? Not just Shiro?
Keith: Well I just thought it would be easier to announce it to you and Shiro here
Keith: Shiro I don't think you want me in the house with you and Adam. Come on... you're probably going to want to start your own family
Shiro: We'll talk about this later
Lance: Why me?
Keith: Because I'm asking you to move in with me Lance
Lance: adsfdgghlkjlksjdlk
Keith: I haven't bought an apartment or anything yet because I wanted to see what you were going to say but I've got enough money
Keith: I've been saving up for ages without telling anyone
Lance: OF COURSE I WILL MOVE IN WITH YOU
Lance: I can't believe this
Lance: I'm going to spend every day of my life with Keith this is great
Hunk: I think we know who's getting married next
Pidge: I can't wait
Keith: :)
Keith: I love you Lance
Lance: awdsidhgoihew
Pidge: Keith you broke him
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
