Lance: Razzle dazzle bitch
Pidge: What a way to start a
Pidge: WAIT LANCE
Hunk: I HEARD LANCE AND I CAME RUNNING
Lance: Calm down guys no need to fangirl
Hunk: ALL THE NEED TO FANGIRL ARE YOU OKAY
Lance: Yup
Lance: Shiro and Keith are absolute blessings though
Keith: Yeah we are
Lance: They spoke to my parents and managed to convince them to give my phone back
Lance: They still hate my sexuality but one step at a time hey ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hunk: It's good to have you back man
Lance: It's good to be back too
Lance: I miss our shenanigans
Pidge: ShEnAnIgAnS
Lance: Oh and me and Keith are dating
Hunk: *spits out water I 100% had in my mouth*
Hunk: WhAt
Pidge: FINALLY
Pidge: Took you long enough
Keith: Lance
Lance: Keith
Keith: I told you to keep it on the down low
Lance: We can't just NOT tell our besties!! They've been our number 1 shippers since day 1
Pidge: My first word ever spoken was Klance
Lance: Exactly
Pidge: Actually it was mamma
Pidge: But you get my point
Keith: Lance you're lucky I can't hate you
Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pidge: You've been dating for five minutes and I've already puked in my mouth a little bit
Lance: And that's when you know your relationship is successful
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
