Pidge: Omg Lance I'm sorry I tried to convince you to drink
Lance: It's okay
Keith: Did I really start crying because I couldn't see you and thought you had been abducted by aliens
Lance: Why would I make that up
Shiro: I'm sorry you had to be the dad last night
Lance: It's okay I just wanted to keep you all alive
Lance: Wait do you know if Hunk got home safely?
Pidge: I thought you took him home with you
Lance: I thought he was staying with you
Lance: Shit we lost Hunk
Shiro: Calm down
Keith: Where did you have him last
Lance: I don't know
Lance: Shit what if he went home with Adam's cute cousin
Adam: Which cousin?
Lance: Idk?? The cute one??
Adam: That doesn't help me
Lance: How many cousins do you have
Adam: Four
Lance: Call them all and see if they know where Hunk is
Adam: Okay
Shiro: I hope my child is okay
Lance: Me too because it'll be my fault if he isn't
Shiro: No it won't it will be mine for drinking too much
Lance: It was your stag night?? You deserved to let yourself go
Adam: He's with Shay
Adam: She's one of my cousins
Lance: I hope she didn't take advantage of him
Adam: I'm sure she didn't. She's probably my favourite cousin
Hunk: She didn't
Hunk: She's asexual too :)
Lance: Then I approve
Shiro: Me too
Hunk: You don't need to approve of all my friends??
Lance: Friends yes sure buddy
Hunk: Ugh I have to go
Hunk: Looking at my phone hURTs
Keith: Same
Adam: Same
Shiro: Me too
Lance: ...
I'm in a good mood today!! I got my A-Level results :) I didn't do as good as I wanted to in psychology but did just as good as I wanted to in business and English. I got into the university I wanted to so yay!! Good luck to anyone else who got their results today too lol.
Also, whilst I've (hopefully) got your attention, I'll be releasing a new book soon. It should be up once I've finished with this one so in... about a week?? I thought I'd just release the blurb to see how interested you are with it ^~^
As a brand new paladin of Voltron and brave defender of the universe, Keith's life had changed drastically. Stumbling across the blue lion was enough to turn his entire life upside down, especially since it removed all familiarity and routine from his life. All he wants to do is find a secure routine and stick to it to avoid all chances of having a meltdown. Surrounded by new people and keeping a large fraction of himself secret from his new team, Keith needs to figure out how to get by.
That's proven difficult when he encounters his first obstacle: space goo. The texture was all gooey and sticky; it stuck to Keith's teeth in a way that had him picking it out for hours. He hated it. Living in space sure wasn't going to be easy.
I dedicated a lot of time to this book lol. I had to do a lot of research as I worked with the head cannon of Keith having autism. I haven't written a full length book about a character with autism so I really hope I've done it justice. I just love that head cannon so needed to write something for it!
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...