The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children

19

Thank you so much for 1k lol. I certainly didn't expect that to happen so quickly :D

Shiro: I think Keith is broken

Pidge: How ocme

Pidge: Come

Shiro: He is just lying on his bed staring up at the ceiling

Shiro: He has this sick smile on his face

Hunk: Ask him if he's okay

Shiro: I did and he just

Shiro: He just continued smiling and ignored me

Pidge: Maybe he's finally lost it

Lance: I think I know what happened

Shiro: What?

Lance: I texted him good morning right

Lance: And his response was ieteryrrghofsrfrgtgyh or something along those lines

Lance: I broke your brother

Shiro: LANCE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND FIX HIM

Lance: Don't you like seeing Keith happy

Hunk: Don't use that language Shiro!! There are children around!!

Pidge: Children?

Pidge: Oh it was a joke about me

Pidge: Haha Hunk very funny

Shiro: I poked Keith and he didn't try to stab me

Shiro: He IS broken

Lance: Is that his normal reaction to being poked?

Shiro: Yes

Shiro: Once I had to go to the ER because he

Shiro: He stabbed me

Lance: tf why am I just finding out about this

Shiro: Because it didn't happen

Shiro: Though once I snuck into his room in the middle of the night to get something and he threatened me at knifepoint

Lance: Damn

Pidge: Lance I think you need to have a word with your boyfriend about the safety of others and the danger of knives

Hunk: You know Lance doesn't even know how to chop vegetables

Hunk: How is he supposed to know how to use a knife safely

Pidge: Do I want to know why you know he can't cut vegetables

Hunk: We tried to be cute friends and cook together over Skype once

Lance: IT DIDN'T WORK BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Hunk: NO YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME

Pidge: Okay I think we uncovered some secret drama and I'm not sure whether to grab popcorn or run

Lance: EVERYONE CRIES WHEN CHOPPING ONIONS HUNK

Lance: IT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T COOK IT JUST MEANS I HAVE EMOTIONS

Hunk: ONIONS DON'T MAKE YOU CRY BECAUSE YOU'RE SAD YOU IDIOT

Pidge: Oof he whacked out the I word

Lance: I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME BACK THEN ANYWAY BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND HAD JUST LEFT ME

Lance: LET ME CRY OVER MY GODDAMN ONIONS

Shiro: Okay what

Hunk: I'M NOT SAYING YOU CAN'T CRY

Lance: THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE HUNK

Lance: MEN HAVE EMOTIONS TOO

Hunk: I DO KNOW THAT

Keith: What the hell did I just come back to

Shiro: I FIXED HIM

Shiro: All it took was some food and My Chemical Romance songs

Keith: Yeah I'm simple like that

Lance: Tell Hunk I don't want to talk to him anymore

Hunk: Why are you like this

Lance: Tell him I'm allowed to cry

Keith: Lance is allowed to cry Hunk

Hunk: Stay out of this Keith

Keith: Okay bye then

Lance: Don't talk to my boyfriend like that

Keith: I'm leaving now

Hunk: It was a joke!!!!!

Keith: I'm going

Lance: I was joking too!!!

Keith: And

Hunk: Why are we still shouting then?!?!?!

Keith: I'm gone

Lance: We're texting not shouting!!!

Lance: But I don't know!!!!

Hunk: Let's stop then

Lance: Hey where'd Keith go