Pidge: Lance never got added back into the chat
Hunk: Oh yeah
Keith: Do you think he actually does like me or are you just teasing?
Hunk: Mostly just teasing
Keith: Mostly?
Pidge: Can you not see it
Pidge: He's so protective of you
Keith: He isn't protective of me
Pidge: Uh yeah he is
Pidge: It's cute
Hunk: Now you have to answer our question
Keith: No
Hunk: How do you feel about Lance?
Keith: I don't like him
Hunk: You sure about that?
Pidge: You're soulmates come on
Keith: No we aren't
Keith: We couldn't be any more different
Hunk: Opposites attract
Keith: It doesn't matter if I like him anyway
Pidge: Why?
Keith: Because we met on the internet and live so far away
Hunk: Internet relationships work out sometimes
Keith: What's the likelihood of us meeting if he lives in Cuba and I live in Arizona
Hunk: Uh Keith?? He doesn't LIVE in Cuba
Keith: What do you mean
Hunk: He lives in Arizona too
Hunk: He's originally from Cuba but moved to Arizona when he was little
Keith: Oh
Pidge: So is the ship going to set sail?
Keith: No
Keith: He doesn't like me
Pidge: Of course he does
Keith: No he doesn't
Hunk: I'm adding Lance back in the chat
HunkHonk added Sharpshooter to the chat!
Lance: Did you miss me lads
Keith: No
Hunk: Now Keith that is no way to talk to your future boyfriend
Keith: Fuck off
Lance: FUTURE BOYFRIEND HAHAHA
Pidge: Lance... Keith....
Hunk: Please ffs just get together
Lance: Why the hell would we do that
Keith: Yeah why
Hunk: Because you're soulmates
Keith: Oh can you hear that my phone's ringing got to go
Lance: But you can't type when your phone's ringing
Keith: Bye
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
