Lance: GIRLS LIKE BOYS AND BOYS LIKE GIRLS
Lance: AND THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE
Lance: FOREVER
Keith: Sounds homophobic
Pidge: You're telling me you don't know that song
Keith: ??
Lance: ON THE RADIO
Lance: IN HOLLYWOOD
Lance: ON THE TV SHOWS
Lance: FOR THE GREATER GOOD
Lance: HE SAID THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN
Lance: THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN
Pidge: YOU WANTED ME TO WRITE A HIT RECORD FOR THE RADIO
Lance: ARE YOU NEVER GOING TO GET IT
Pidge: THE KIDS ALREADY KNOW
Keith: Are you guys okay
Shiro: I hear a gay anthem and I come running
Lance: SOME GIRLS LIKE GIRLS
Pidge: SOME BOYS GOT A BOYFRIEND
Lance: I LIKE BOYS
Pidge: AND THEY LIKE ME
Keith: I'm so confused
Shiro: It's a good song go and listen to it
Keith: Okay
Lance: Your life will be turned around
Hunk: Is everyone part of the LGBT community here?
Lance: I'm straight
Lance: *intense silence*
Shiro: That was the funniest joke I've ever heard wow Lance
Lance: *finger guns*
Shiro: Keith and I are gay
Pidge: I'm nb so
Hunk: aaaand I'm ace
Keith: Wow so gay
Keith: Sounds like a few people I know
Shiro: ME
Keith: Also MYSELF
Lance: LGBT FAM
Lance: I've got to go!! Talk later guys
Keith: Okay
Keith: I stan gay songs so if you open another conversation with one I might just fall in love
Pidge: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't think so
Keith: Me neither
Pidge: Lol
The song is Radio-Friendly Pop Song and it's by Matt Fishel. It's a bop, go listen to it and embrace the gay lol :P
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
