Keith: Shiro's all dressed up for his date :")
Lance: Does Adam have a cute little brother
Keith: No
Lance: Dammit
Keith: I know who I want to date anyway and they don't like me
Lance: *heavy breathing*
Keith: You okay there?
Lance: *heavIER breathing*
Keith: You're going to pass out
Lance: *heavIEST breathing*
Keith: Okay the joke has been and gone you can stop now
Lance: WHO DO YOU LIKE
Lance: IS IT SOMEONE I KNOW
Keith: I don't have to answer to you
Lance: SO IT IS
Keith: ... yeah
Lance: SOMEONE IN THIS CHAT
Keith: No
Lance: Thank fuck I don't want you dating my friends and making this chat weird
Hunk: Oh Lance you special boy (is it bad that I love this line so much that I'm laughing reading it back. I swear I'm not obnoxious.)
Hunk: Would you prefer it if Keith dated you?
Keith: Hunk
Lance: NO
Lance: KEITH IS UGLY
Keith: Thanks
Lance: No problem
Lance: So who do you like
Keith: It isn't important
Lance: It is important if they're breaking your heart
Hunk: Protective boyfriend mode initiated
Lance: I'm ignoring you now
Hunk: Just admit the truth
Lance: Did someone say something
Keith: I suddenly have to go
Keith: My room is calling me
Pidge: Yes escape the chat when it gets too rEaL
Hunk: You know what else is too real?
Pidge: What
Hunk: Lance's feelings for Keith
Sharpshooter left the chat!
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
Fiksi PenggemarA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
