This chapter is a mess
Lance: You know what's sad
Lance: TV SHOWS THAT AREN'T GIVEN JUSTICE
Keith: Oh no not this again
Keith: Are you still going on about that stupid show
Lance: YES
Lance: THE CHARACTERS DESERVED BETTER
Pidge: If you're talking about the show I think you're talking about then I 100% agree
Pidge: I mean come on two of the characters were destined for each other's love
Hunk: Agreed!!
Keith: Please stop talking about it
Keith: I already had to listen to you rant about it for a good hour
Keith: I'm never getting that hour back
Lance: BUT KEITH DON'T TELL ME RED AND BLUE WEREN'T SOULMATES
Keith: The other guy was all over the other girls for the entire show that doesn't seem very gay to me
Lance: It's called denial!!!
Lance: He was obviously bi
Keith: Red wasn't out either
Hunk: Just because he wasn't out didn't mean he wasn't obviously gay
Keith: I'm just saying don't assume their sexualities
Lance: You really know how to ruin a guy's favourite show, don't ya?
Keith: I'm the best person at ruining fun things
Pidge: I
Pidge: I just realised something
Hunk: What
Lance: What
Pidge: ...
Pidge: Keith what's your favourite colour
Keith: Red, why?
Pidge: Mhm thought so and yours Lance
Lance: Blue
Lance: Like the ocean
Pidge: And you both CLEARLY pined for each other for so long before you got together
Hunk: I see what you're getting at and I love you for it
Pidge: You're Red and Blue!!!!!
Lance: Fuck off I wasn't in bi denial I embrace the gay
Hunk: When you were questioning, you dated so many girls and that sounds like DENIAL to me
Pidge: HA SO CUTE
Pidge: You need purple branding
Keith: Why would I need branding
Lance: Why purple
Pidge: Red + blue = purple duh
Pidge: And everyone needs branding!!!
Shiro: Keith's branding is My Chemical Romance and being emo
Lance: Don't forget knives
Shiro: And knives
Keith: Is this all I am to you
Lance: Yes and I love it
Keith: I'm more than just an emo stabby boi
Lance: *pats head*
Lance: Whatever helps you sleep at night
YOU ARE READING
The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
