Bicorn changed their username to BluePaladin
Pidge: That username sucks
Keith: Is that from that fucking overrated TV show again
Lance: Idk what else to change it to
Shiro: SpaceChild we could match
BluePaladin changed their username to SpaceChild
Keith: Ew no
Lance: What
Keith: I'm just creeped out by my boyfriend calling my brother his dad
Lance: Boy
Lance: Friend???
Keith: Shit I just assumed
Keith: I should've asked
Lance: No no no boyfriend's good
SpaceChild changed their name to Blessed™
Pidge: Well isn't that wholesome
Pidge: Username still sucks though
Lance: You come up with a better one then
Pidge: How about
Pidge: Nah I've got nothing
Lance: That's what I thought
Lance: I've got a good one though
Blessed™ changed their username to Lance McMeme
Lance: Perfecto
Pidge: That's the best one so far
Keith: You and your memes...
Lance: I still need to give you a lesson on meming
Keith: That isn't a word
Lance: Make it one then
Lance: I'm going to tell you the meme alphabet okay
Keith: The what
Lance: A is for Adam!
Adam: What
Lance: It's a meme
Adam: I know
Lance: B is for the Bee Movie
Lance: C is for cats
Lance: D is for doge
Lance: E is for that E meme
Keith: Have you
Keith: Have you really got a meme for each letter of the alphabet
Lance: People don't call me Lance McMeme for nothing
Pidge: No one calls you that
Lance: Matt did once!!!
Lance: F is for press F to pay respects
Lance: G is for the game
Pidge: I lost the game
Hunk: I lost the game
Keith: What game????
Adam: I lost the game
Lance: H is for H
Keith: What
Lance:
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Lance:
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Keith: I don't understand
Lance: That's the point
Keith: What???
Lance: I is for I still love myself even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget
Pidge: It's even though I look like a burnt chicken nuggets I still love myself
Lance: You try and find a meme beginning with I then come back to me
Lance: J is for sure Jan
Lance: K is for keyboard cat
Lance: L is for Lance
Lance: M is for the Mannequin challenge
Lance: N is for Netflix and chill
Lance: Keith do you want to Netflix and chill with me
Keith: Sure??
Shiro: Keith honey he means sex
Keith: Oh
Lance: O RLY
Pidge:
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Lance: P is for PewDiePie vs T Series
Lance: Q is for QWOP
Lance: Hey Keith I found a good meme you might actually like
Lance: https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Keith: I don't understand it's just a song
Lance: and that leads on to
Lance: R is for Rickrolling
Keith: Rick...rolling?
Pidge: Ffs Lance your man is uneducated
Lance: S is for surprised pikachu
Lance: T is for Thanos snap
Lance: U is for no u
Pidge: That clearly doesn't start with u
Lance: You find a meme starting with u then
Pidge: Touche
Lance: V is for VAPE NATION
Keith: I hate vaping
Lance: Same
Lance: W is for WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Lance: X is for XD LOL!!1!
Pidge: I don't know if that's a meme
Lance: Y is for longest yeah boi ever
Lance: and finally Z is for Zoidberg
Lance: *bows*
Pidge: Impressive
Keith: I got lost after A
Lance: Skype me you idiot I'm going to teach you some memes
Pidge: True love
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
