Keith: I'm concerned about Shiro
Keith: He is belting out Britney Spears' lyrics I didn't even know he knew
Hunk: Lance would love to see that
Hunk: Film it for him
Keith: One step ahead of you dude
Keith: I've filmed so much I think Shiro could drop an album
Pidge: I'd pay for that
Keith: Shiro asked if he should give up work and go into a singing career
Pidge: Yes!!!!
Hunk: Yeah he should
Keith: Shiro said he's going to hand in his resignation when we get home
Pidge: Lol
Keith: I'm scared he wasn't joking
Hunk: What song is he singing now
Keith: Toxic
Pidge: WITH THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I'M ON A RIIIIIDE
Keith: A duet? Man I've been blessed today
Hunk: I'll actually pay you to record a video with you singing in
Pidge: LANCE WOULD KILL TO SEE THAT
EmoKid sent a video!
Pidge: I'm deceased
Hunk: Me too omg
Keith: Shiro told me to tell you that his album is going to be released next month and you can preorder it online
Hunk: Hell yeah!!
Keith: Yup
Keith: This is the longest hour of my life
Pidge: Let's play a game to make it go quicker
Keith: What are you
Keith: Five?
Hunk: I know why you may think they're five but, despite their height, they're not
Pidge: -.-
Pidge: Let's name countries for each letter of the alphabet
Hunk: Argentina
Pidge: Armenia
Keith: ...
Keith: Algeria
Pidge: Bosnia
Hunk: Bolivia
Keith: Brazil
Keith: Colombia
Pidge: Canada
Hunk: Czech Republic
Keith: I think time is somehow passing even slower
Pidge: Denmark
Keith: Shiro said Dominican Republic
Hunk: Djibouti
Hunk: I had to cheat for that one
Keith: Can we do anything else??? This is so boring
Pidge: Did someone say something
Pidge: Ethiopia
Hunk: Ecuador!
Keith: ...
Keith: Estonia
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
