Lance: I did fall asleep lol
Lance: I love you guys so much
Keith: Thanks but where's that coming from?
Lance: Uh my heart???
Lance: Can't I just show appreciation towards my friends???
Pidge: No is there something you want
Lance: No
Lance: I just wanted to tell you guys I love you
Keith: That's sweet
Lance: Like you then
Shiro: How can you call him sweet when he literally oWNS A KNIFE COLLECTION
Lance: Sweetness is subjective
Shiro: Sure is
Lance: Where are Hunk, Adam and Matt?
Keith: Why?
Lance: I want all my friendos here for this
Keith: For what
Lance: Wait and see
Pidge: Let's see if we can summon them
Pidge: HUNK ADAM MATT
Hunk: You called
Pidge: It worked omg
Adam: Hi
Pidge: I'll go wake Matt up because he's asleep
Matt: Pidge is a demon
Pidge: Yup
Pidge: Anyway what did you want Lance?
Lance: I found a bunch of memes last night and feel obliged to share them with you all
Lance:
Lance:
Lance:
Matt:
Lance: I have more if you want them
Keith:
Keith: Did I meme correctly
Lance: Well... technically
Lance: I'm going to stop sending memes now
Keith: Good
Matt: I can send some if you want
Matt: *opens up jacket* I've got free memes for you kiddos
Lance: This is why I love you
Keith: Uh
Lance: Love you too Keith :P
Keith: You better
YOU ARE READING
The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...