Lance: WE'RE SOARING
Lance: FLYING
Lance: THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN WE CAN'T REACH
Keith: Why are you being so dramatic
Lance: IF WE'RE TRYING
Lance: WE'RE BREAKING FREE
Hunk: Keith did Lance watch High School Musical again
Keith: Why are you asking me
Hunk: I just am
Keith: Why does Lance like HSM so much
Lance: I don't just like it Keith
Lance: I LOVE IT
Lance: MORE THAN I LOVE YOU
Pidge: Omg
Keith: Well do you know what I love more than you
Keith: Knives
Lance: Fight me then
Keith: I'm getting my knives right now
Pidge: Calm down kiddos
Shiro: For once I agree with the child
Keith: I'm coming over Lance expect me in an hour
Lance: Okay
Shiro: Lance I don't think Zack Efron will appreciate you starting a fight over his movie
Lance: It's ZAC
Shiro: My point still stands
Lance: But but
Shiro: And Keith I don't think MCR will appreciate your behaviour
Keith: MY BOI GERARD WOULD CHEER ME ON
Shiro: Put the knife down and get out of my car
Shiro: You can't even drive
Keith: I would have figured it out
Keith: I've played Mario Kart
Pidge: Keith's WILD
Hunk: Yes you would have said that when Keith crashed the car and died
Keith: Now that's a bit dramatic I'm sure it isn't that hard
Pidge: I can imagine you sitting in a car now like "where's the go button? It must be here somewhere"
Keith: ...
Shiro: Keith get back inside the house
Keith: Fine
Shiro: And Lance you should take a break from HSM
Lance: Fine
Pidge: What a good dad
Hunk: He's a natural
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
