The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children

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I just hit 10k so thank you so much. It means the world to me that you enjoy my stupid textfic :) However, this is the last chapter and for that I am incredibly sorry. I wish this book could go on forever but, alas, all good things come to an end.

Shiro: Is the apartment nice?

Keith: You saw it

Keith: You literally left ten minutes ago

Lance: He's a helicopter dad

Pidge: I assume you two finally moved in together then?

Keith: Yep

Keith: The apartment is awesome but nobody warned me Lance was a hoarder

Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Keith: How many Pop Vinyls do you need???

Lance: As many as I can get!!

Keith: You own like four Spider-Mans

Keith: Spider-Men?

Lance: You're just jealous because you don't have any

Pidge: It's too late to back out now Keith

Hunk: When we were little Lance tried to jump off of his roof because he thought he could turn into Spider-Man

Pidge: LMAO EXPOSED

Lance: HUNK

Lance: NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT ABOUT THAT

Hunk: He broke his leg and had to use crutches for weeks

Hunk: And his doctor cried of laughter when he told her about how it happened

Keith: My boyfriend's an idiot

Pidge: How old was he?

Lance: Don't tell them

Hunk: He was 13

Pidge: 13?!

Hunk: Yup

Keith: Lance I'm so ashamed of you right now

Pidge: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY FIVE OR SOMETHING

Pidge: I CAN'T THIS IS HILARIOUS

Lance: Alright alright make fun of Lance I get it

Keith: I love you and your idiocy really

Lance: You better

Hunk: Lance was a... unique boy

Lance: I'm going to take that as a compliment.

Hunk: Whatever helps you sleep at night

Shiro: Lance don't jump off a roof again

Lance: You didn't need to remind me of that!

Lance: The only reason I'd jump off a roof is if I wanted death again

Keith: You don't want death anymore, right?

Lance: I mean suicidal urges don't disappear overnight

Keith: But you'll talk to me about them, yeah?

Lance: Yes Keith

Keith: Good. I don't want to nearly lose you again.

Shiro: Lance I hope you know how much Keith loves you

Lance: I do

Lance: I know how much you all love me now and I love you guys too

Lance: You're the bestest friends ever

Pidge: Thanks Lonce

Lance: RUIN THE MOMENT WITH THAT STUPID NICKNAME WHY DON'T YOU

Pidge: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hunk: Thank you

Shiro: Thanks Lance

Shiro: There isn't anyone I'd rather Keith had as a boyfriend

Lance: I got approval from space dad

Lance: My life is complete

Shiro: You two stay safe in that apartment, alright? Keep it clean and don't order takeout too much

Keith: We're not kids

Shiro: I know I'm worrying a lot but I care about you so much

Shiro: I care about you too Lance

Lance: We're going to be okay

Lance: I'll look after Keith and he'll look after me

Keith: :)

THE END

I just posted the first chapter of my new book Fusion so if you need more Voltron fanfic in your life, go read that.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this book and that it made you smile at least once. Thank you so much for taking the time to read it :D