Lance: I'm not crying my eyes are just watering
Keith: You just
Keith: You just sobbed
Lance: You have no proof
Adam: I feel I've been left out of something here
Shiro: You've only missed out on a beautiful reunion between Lance and all his best friends for his birthday
Lance: Next time Adam can come so I can ASSess him
Adam: Assess??
Lance: Uh yeah? If you're going to become my new dad I need to know you're good enough
Adam: Oh right
Keith: I already approve of Adam
Lance: Well I need to meet him too
Shiro: I'll bring him to your next surprise party
Lance: WHEN
Keith: If he tells you then it won't be a surprise party anymore you dumbass
Shiro: Language
Adam: You two are adorable
Adam: I'm proud of my children
Shiro: If you're both my children this is incest
Lance: Incest?
Lance: More like In(the)best
Keith: What
Shiro: What
Lance: Dick
Lance: ****idk
Lance: Sorry Freudian slip
Keith: What are you on
Lance: Exhaustion
Keith: I'll be right back
Lance: Lmao he just walked out without saying anything aloud
Adam: Humans are weird
Shiro: Agreed
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Lance: Omfg Keith just came home and brought me Starbucks™
Lance: I've been blessed with the best boyfriend on the planet
Shiro: I raised Keith right :^)
Keith: Ew what is that face
Shiro: :^)
Keith: It's ugly like you
Shiro: Maybe I raised him wrong after all
Adam: No child of mine calls my fiancé ugly!
Shiro: Fiancé??
Adam: Shit wait
Adam: Can you hear that? It's my phone ringing! I have to go
I'm going on holiday tomorrow for a week so probably won't be updating as frequently. I'm sorry!
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
