Lance: Yo kiddios I need some help
Shiro: I'm older than you
Lance: Shut up dad
Pidge: Sup
Lance: I'm stuck on a math question
Pidge: Send me a picture and I'll solve it
Lance: Thanks dude
Pidge: No problemo
Sharpshooter sent a photo to the chat!
Pigeon screenshot Sharpshooter's photo!
Pidge: The answer is 11
Lance: I got 234.21
Pidge: Wtf
Pidge: It isn't even that hard
Pidge: Do you want me to explain it
Lance: Nah I'm too stupid to understand it anyway
Pidge: Lol okay
Hunk: Lance you aren't stupid
Lance: Yeah I am
Lance: Guess what
Keith: What
Shiro: What
Pidge: wHat
Lance: I don't know I just wanted to deter the conversation away from my stupidity
Pidge: Cool
Shiro: I have a question for all of you
Shiro: When are your birthdays?
Keith: You know mine
Lance: Do you know mine???
Shiro: July 29th
Lance: ...
Shiro: Jk it's the 28th
Lance: Of course
Hunk: My birthday is January 13th
Pidge: April 3rd
Keith: Shiro tell them when your birthday is
Shiro: ...February 29th...
Hunk: Awwwwww
Hunk: Looks like Pidge isn't the youngest person in this chat after all
Pidge: TAKE THAT BITCH
Shiro: :(((
Shiro: You shouldn't talk to your dad like that
Keith: I don't know how Adam would feel if he found out how many kids you have Shiro
Pidge: Adam??
Shiro: He isn't anyone important
Keith: Yeah you can tell them that all you want but it doesn't make it true
Keith: He's Shiro's booooyfriend
Shiro: No he isn't
Shiro: He's just some guy I met at work who happens to be cute.
Pidge: Aw that's adorable
Shiro: Shut up
Shiro: I have to go
Keith: ...on a date with Adam
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
