The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children

17

Keith: We're here omg

Shiro: We're going to disappear so we can talk to him but we'll update you later

Hunk: Okay!!!! Send him my love

Pidge: Tell him I hate him

Keith: ^Our friends summed up in two texts

Keith: Knocking now

Pidge: Omg

Keith: ...

Keith: ...

Pidge: WHAT

Keith: ...

Keith: Wrong house lmao it's next door

Keith: Lance has some cool neighbors though

Pidge: Worst comes to worst replace Lance with his cool neighbors

Keith: They offered us muffins

Hunk: They won't be as good as mine >:(

Hunk: I bet they're just shop bought trash

Keith: So passive aggressive

Keith: Knockig on the right house now

Keith: Knocking

Pidge: Do you think it really was the right one this time

Pidge: Place your bets now

Hunk: It probably was because Keith hasn't responded yet

Hunk: All this joking aside I'm really worried

Pidge: I'm sure Lance is okay!! He may be annoying af but he's strong

Hunk: You know when we were kids some guys were picking on me and Lance punched the main kid in the face

Pidge: What happened?

Hunk: The rest of the guys beat him up

Hunk: But he tried to protect me and that was nice

Pidge: Yeah

Pidge: He's actually so sweet

Keith: Guess what

Pidge: Wrong house?

Hunk: You went back for the trashy muffins?

Keith: None of the above

Keith: It's ya boi Lance coming to you live from Keith's crappy phone

Pidge: OMG

Hunk: BUDDY PLEASE TELL ME IT IS REALLY YOU

Keith: I'm glad to see you started to mourn for me

Keith: And for the record Hunk

Keith: I made that kid's nose bleed so I consider that a win

Hunk: You ended up in hospital...

Pidge: SHUT UP AND TELL US WHAT IS GOING ON

Keith: My parents took my phone away lol

Hunk: lol?!

Keith: How the hecc did you use italics

Keith: I want a piece of that

Hunk: HOW IS THIS A LOL SITUATION WHEN WE WERE WORRIED YOU HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED OR HAD DIED OR SOMETHING

Hunk: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS FOR ALL WE KNEW

Hunk: YOU CAN'T JUST COME BACK AND SAY "LOL" LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED

Keith: I told you I was going to disappear

Hunk: THEN YOU SAID YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY AND THAT WE SHOULD LEAVE YOU ALONE

Keith: You know you can turn caps lock off, right buddy?

Hunk: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO US

Keith: I didn't

Hunk: THE EVIDENCE IS RIGH TTHERE

Hunk: RUGHT THERE

Hunk: RIGHT THERE

Pidge: Breathe

Hunk: *angry mumbling*

Keith: My parents took my phone so it was probably them who texted it

Keith: I came out to them and they reacted really badly

Hunk: Are you okay?

Keith: Physically yeah

Keith: But I really missed you guys

Pidge: We missed you too

Keith: I don't think I'll be getting my phone back for a while so I guess this is it

Hunk: I suppose it is...

Hunk: I love you buddy

Pidge: Me too

Keith: Aw thanks guys

Hunk: *virtual hug*

Pidge: *virtual group hug*