Shiro: ...
Keith: Yes?
Shiro: I'm too embarrassed to come downstairs and tell you in person so I thought I'd announce it to the group chat
Hunk: Everything okay?
Shiro: Adam actually does want to be my boyfriend
Shiro: He just got scared
Lance: I knew he couldn't have been stupid enough to not like you
Lance: I mean you're hOT
Keith: Stop talking about my brother like that
Lance: I'm sure him being your brother isn't the only reason you don't want me to call him hot ;)
Keith: Lance shut up for once will you
Lance: *jazz hands* how about no (I think this is my favourite line. It's so stupid that it makes me laugh so hard whenever I read it. I relate to Lance so much.)
Shiro: I'm going on another date with Adam tomorrow
Lance: I'm jEaLoUs
Keith: SHUT UP
Keith: THIS IS WEIRD
Shiro: Yes Lance please lighten up with the flirting I am a taken man
Hunk: And you should be flirting with someone else hello
Lance: HUNK NO
Keith: What?? Do you like someone?
Lance: Of course not
Lance: I break hearts I don't get my heart broken *finger guns*
Hunk: Tell that to the girl you dated a few years ago
Keith: Who do you like then?
Lance: NO ONE
Keith: Give me a hint
Lance: No
Hunk: They're oblivious as fudge
Lance: Did you just censor yourself
Shiro: This is why Hunk is my favourite child
Shiro: Hey Keith can you come to my room so we can sort an outfit out for tomorrow
Pidge: You're asking KEITH
Pidge: That boi has never been on a date
Keith: Uh yeah I have
Lance: HAVE YOU ACTUALLY NOT
Lance: THAT'S HILARIOUS
Keith: I have been on a date!!
Pidge: Describe it then
Keith: ...
Pidge: Exactly
Lance: I will personally change the fact that you haven't been on a date
Keith: Are you asking me out?
Lance: NO
Lance: I meant I'd set you up with someone
Hunk: That's 100% what you meant
Lance: What's your type then?
Keith: My type is nonexistent
Lance: Come on you can't bask in your emo loneliness all the time
Lance: So bottom or top?
Keith: LANCE STOP
Pidge: I'm just going to go and grab some popcorn over here
Lance: Sounded like the response of a bottom if you ask me
Keith: Will you just shut up
Lance: I will find you someone
Keith: I'm leaving
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
