The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children

5

I'm currently sitting alone in the cinema so here's an update lmao

Lance: Why can't you trust atoms

Pidge: Because they make up everything

Pidge: Don't you dare try to use science jokes on me

Lance: I don't see why I bother with existance

Keith: *existence

Keith: Do you even have autocorrect

Lance: I do but I

Lance: I don't have a come back

Pidge: Like you don't have a girlfriend?

Keith: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Lance: Wtf

Shiro: That was good

Lance: I'm so hurt

Lance: Well look at that

Lance: I've got to go again

Keith: Why do you always disappear in the middle of a conversation

Pidge: I think he has already gone

Keith: Oh

Pidge: I do think it's a bit weird that he disappears but he's Lance

Pidge: He's just weird

Keith: Yup

Hunk: I've known Lance since he was a kid so I can confirm that he's weird

Hunk: But in an endearing way :)

Keith: How did you all meet Lance? Especially you Shiro

Keith: How tf did my brother meet my friend without me knowing

Shiro: He tweeted me one day and called me cool so I responded and then friendship blossomed

Pidge: Yeah because Lance was oBsEsSeD with Shiro

Keith: That's adorable

Pidge: I'm screenshotting that so none of us can forget the day Keith complimented Lance

Pidge: I met Lance because my stuff came up in his suggestions on Instagram and he said he liked my drawings so yeah

Hunk: And my parents were really close with Lance's before they moved back to Samoa so we've been friends since we were kids

Keith: Aw nice

Hunk: How'd you meet him?

Keith: You don't want to know

Hunk: Yeah I do that's why I asked

Keith: We were arguing in the comment section of a Panic! At The Disco music video

Hunk: Please tell me it was I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Keith: ...it was

Hunk: That sounds like a way soulmates would meet

Pidge: But what were you arguing about?

Keith: ...

Keith: Lance said the song was overrated

Pidge: And how did this lead to friendship?

Keith: I can't even remember

Pidge: Lol