I have a random question just because I want to prove a point to my fam. Have you ever had a savoury crepe? Do you like them? I literally made my family walk for like half an hour to find a creperie so I could find a savoury crepe. It tasted amazing (it's probably one of my favourite foods) but I want to know whether anyone else loves them like I do. Yes I am uploading twice today with the sole purpose of asking this question.
Lance: Apparentlu I died for like ten seconds
Lance: Apparently
Keith: Shit are you okay???
Lance: Yeah just high on some pain relief shiy
Keith: I'm glad you're okay
Lance: Can I tell you a secret
Keith: Sure
Lance: Don'ttell Keith but I'm bi
Keith: ...
Hunk: Buddy!!!! You're awake! How are you doing
Lance: I feel like a unicorn floating in the cloudd
Hunk: Is that a good thing?
Lance: Yeaj
Keith: Me and Shiro are going to come and see you, is that okay?
Lance: I need my daf
Lance: Fad
Lance: Dad
Keith: Okay we'll be there in a few hours
Keith: Pidge can you find out which hospital he's at
Pidge: Of course
Lance: Pigeoon
Lance: You're name is cool
Pidge: Of course it is
Pidge: Also *your but I'll let you off because you're high
Lance: I should hnage my name
Pidge: You should what?
Lance: Change my name
Sharpshooter changed their name to Bicorn
Keith: Lance wtf
Lance: Heh get it
Lance: Uni means one but bi is a seuxalit
Lance: sexualtoyi
Lance: Sexyaklyi
Keith: It gets worse every time
Lance: Guess what
Pidge: What
Lance: I'm hiigh
Keith: We know
Hunk: Obviously
Lance: I'm high and bi look that rhythms
Lance: Rhynens
Lance: Rhymes
Pidge: High Lance is smarter than regular Lance
Lance: Who's Lance
Hunk: You're Lance
Lance: What's a Lance
Hunk: You is a Lance
Lance: Funyn name for a tree
Keith: What
Lance: I like trees
Lance: aLMOST AS MUCH AS I LKIE BOYS BCEAUSE I'M BI
Keith: Wow
(This chapter makes me laugh because same Lance. Just same.)
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...