SpaceDad added Adam to the chat!
Lance: Wow inventive username man
Adam: Thanks it took me hours to come up with it
Shiro: You're already getting along you don't need me
Adam: I swear if you leave me with your children I will find you
Keith: I like this one
Adam: Keith we've met so many times did you not already like me
Lance: Are you trying to flirt with my boyf
Adam: Uh... no?
Lance: Get away from him
Adam: Your children scare me Shiro
Shiro: Don't worry Hunk is a sunshine
Pidge: And what am I??? Huh??
Shiro: You're the baby of the group
Pidge: Baby?!?!
Pidge: I'll have you know I can track your location now and FIND you
Keith: And then what will you do
Keith: Poke him to death??
Pidge: >:(
Adam: This one's feisty
Keith: Yeah they are
Pidge: Once I find you I'm going to steal all of your knives and then use them to kill you
Keith: Good luck finding them
Shiro: His favourite knife stays under his pillow and then his second favourite under his mattress. The rest are just dotted around his room
Keith: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
Shiro: MAYBE IF YOU TIDIED YOUR OWN ROOM SOMETIMES I WOULDN'T JUST STUMBLE ACROSS THEM
Keith: Fair enough
Pidge: Thanks dad
Adam: Takashi are you really going to let your kids threaten each other with knives
Shiro: Yeah
Adam: Amazing parenting
Shiro: Yup
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The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children
FanfictionA text fic following the lives of the Voltron paladins! TW: Homophobia, suicide attempt, brief mentions of self-harm/drug use/abuse/PTSD. I know this makes the story sound really angsty but I can assure you it's more humorous than sad! I mean, I wro...
