The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children

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Shiro: Guess who had to bail Keith out of prison

Keith: I PUNCH A GUY ONCE

Shiro: YOU THREATENED TO STAB HIM IN PUBLIC WITH WITNESSES

Keith: Seems like an exaggeration ngl

Shiro: An exaggeration??

Shiro: You pulled out a knife, pressed it into his neck and said "I'm going to fucking kill you if you keep talking"

Lance: I always did have a thing for bad boys

Keith: I'll kill all of you

Shiro: That's an empty threat

Keith: I'm not in prison anymore what's the big deal

Shiro: The big deal is that my baby brother now has a criminal record

Adam: I thought he was your child

Hunk: Why can't he be both Shiro's son and brother

Adam: Because biology

Keith: You think this is my first offence

Shiro: It is, isn't it?

Keith: Yes... of course it is...

Shiro: Keith what did you do

Keith: I stabbed a guy

Shiro: WHAT

Keith: I was joking

Keith: I got caught doing drugs not that big a deal

Shiro: DRUGS

Keith: Congrats you can read

Adam: Ooh

Lance: What did you take?

Keith: None of your business

Lance: It's all of my business because I'm dating you

Keith: I'm still not going to tell you

Shiro: I can't believe my little brother took drugs

Keith: It was a one time thing

Shiro: Promise you won't do it again?

Keith: Promiseee

Adam: I don't know if you should trust him

Lance: I can't believe you have done drugs

Keith: Why is it such a surprise???

Lance: You're such a softie inside

Lance: I feel like drugs and shit wouldn't be your thing even if you try to look cool all the time

Keith: I'm not a softie

Lance: Just yesterday you texted me that you were crying over Finding Nemo

Keith: Proof or it didn't happen

Lance: I have screenshots

Keith: Shit

Shiro: THAT WAS WHAT YOU WERE CRYING ABOUT

Adam: Finding Nemo makes Shiro cry too

Hunk: It must run in the family