A few days later Bucky had been doing okay so far if Okay means not laying on the couch and only eating ice cream. Peter came by a few times to help Tony with some things.
One day Peter got an amazing idea. He'd go around and see how the avengers reacted to being told they have big dick energy.
First victim- eh avenger I mean- up is Hawkeye.
"Mr. Hawkeye Barton sir. I just wanted to tell you you've got big dick energy." Peter said.
"What the actual fuck kid?" Clint said.
"Do it for the vine?" Peter said before running away. Next on the list, Mr. Stark.
"Mr. Stark, are you aware that you have big dick energy?"
"Kid, I invented big dick energy."
"..........okay." Next up, Bucky Barnes.
"Mr. Bucky Barnes Winter Solider White Wolf Sir Sir, May I enlighten you on the fact that you have big dick energy?"
"What the hell Parker?"
You're no fun.
A few hours later
The avengers were all at lunch when peter walked in.
"Cap! Have a moment?"
"Sure kid."
"Word on the streets is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?"
"W-w-well I-I guess the serum d-did have its...... effects....?" Steve stuttered out.
Tony spat his orange juice everywhere before joining in on Natasha and Clints laughter. Bucky on the other hand just dropped his spoon.
"But I-I wouldnt say that exactly I-i mean maybe b-but I-well - before the serum compared to a-a-after I-I guess- but I mean uh...." Steve kept stuttering which just caused the others to laugh more.
"Hear that Bucky?" Tony laughed.
"Shut up Stark." Bucky said in a warning tone.
"Not my fault you're crushing on-" in an instant Bucky was on the other side of the table covering Tony's mouth with his hand, his face bright red.
"I said shut up did I not?" Bucky muttered.
"The serum did- well I-i guess it was to be expected that the serum would- but I mean- uh" Steve rambled on not paying attention to anything else.
"Jesus you'd think he'd shut up by now." Bucky muttered.
"Why Barnes? Having some naughty thoughts? Would've thought you'd love to hear all about his-" Clint said giggling before being cut off by Bucky.
"NO! I-I mean I'm not- shut up Barton!" Bucky shouted to him.
"Not our fault your in love with Mr. "the serum did have its effects I guess"." Natasha laughed.
Bucky looked over at Steve to make sure he hadn't heard that but lucky for him steve was still rambling.
"Shut up will ya?!" He said to Natasha causing them all to laugh again. Steve finally snapped out of his rambling daze.
"What's so funny?" He asked confused.
"You and the fact that you wouldn't shut up." Natasha and Clint said.
AUTHORS NOTE:
I AM OUT OF IDEAS OKAY?! I saw this on Pinterest and decide to use it. Let's just go with it for now.
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Stucky: New Beginnings (BOOK 1)
FanfictionThis is the story of how Steve and Bucky got together and all their ups and downs as a couple and as friends. The Avengers are still together. No one hates Bucky. Events of Civil War happened but no one cares. Weird prolog bc this was originally sup...
