Cards against humanity, truth or dare, and ......

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They all sat down in a circle. Tony explained the game before handing out the cards.

"I'll start." Tony said and picked up a black card. "Money can't buy me love but it can buy me blank. Fill in the blank."

Everyone put a card down.

"Money can't buy me love but it can buy me my manservant, Claude. Money can't buy me love but it can buy me flying robots that kill people, money can't buy me love but it can buy me unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. Money can't buy me love but it can buy me that ass. Money can't buy me love but it can buy me whatever straight people do for fun. Money can't buy me love but it can buy me poppers and lube. I'm gonna go with flying robots." Tony said and Bruce grabbed the card.

They played a few times and decided this would be the last round.

"My turn right?" Steve asked.

"Yep." Natasha said.

Steve picked up a Black card.

"During sex I like to think about blank." Steve said.

Bucky looked down at the cards he had in his hand. He quickly put a card down before being able to overthink it.

"That was awfully fast, Barnes. Something you wanna tell us?" Natasha teased.

"Yeah. If you don't shut up I'm going to punch you in your pretty little face." Bucky said. Natasha rolled her eyes and placed down a card.

Once everyone's cards were placed down Steve grabbed them and mixed them up before reading them aloud.

"During sex I like to think about being a motherfucking sorcerer. During sex I like to think about geese? During sex I like to think about Stephen Hawking talking dirty. During sex I like to think about tweeting? During sex I like to think about the world of Warcraft. During sex I like to think about genetically engineered super-soldiers. Well I think I found the wining card." Steve said with a laugh. "So? Whos was it?"

After a minute Bucky reached over and took the card.

"Thank you very much." Bucky said with a grin.

They all looked at him in shock.

"I just happened to have that card and felt it a shame not to use it!"

"Suuuuure" Clint said.

"Okay! How about truth or dare now? Thor, do you have any of that Asgardian drink so that these two can get a little drunk and spice it up?" Tony asked.

"Of course!" Thor said before going to get it. He came back with a few bottles and a few bottles of regular alcohol for the others.

Everyone grabbed a bottle.

"Let's start out interesting. Stark! Truth or dare?" Bucky asked.

"Dare."

"I dare you to switch clothes with Tasha." He said.

They went to change.

"If this is what you think is interesting you have no idea what's about to come your way Barnes."

"Is that so?"

"Mmhm."

"Can someone please just continue the game?" Steve asked.

"Truth or dare Tasha?" Tony asked

"Truth."

"If you had to, who in this room would you kiss?"

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