spiderson and the avengers oneshots

"Above you!"

Really short I just got the idea and thought it would be funny

Sam's POV

I woke up to the sound of my alarm, I just hit the damn thing, and grumpily got out of bed. I walked to the kitchen of the compound, and had a small breakfast. Soon after I decided to go on a run, "Its 4 AM Steve shouldn't be awake so I won't be hearing any 'On your left' bullshit",  I mumbled to myself.

I left the compound and started my peaceful run, until about thirty later when I heard the worst three words ever "On your left!" Then I saw Bucky, "shit..." "On your right," "Fuck you all!" "In between you!" I looked down and saw Scott, "Don't make me step on you," Then I saw two shadows in front of me, looked up and saw Tony flying and Peter swinging on his suit. "Above you!" Peter said, "Shut the fuck up Peter." I yelled back. Bucky, Steve, and Scott all stopped in their tracks and looked up at Tony. "What did you just say?" 

Peters POV

"What did you just say?" "Uh oh, did no one tell Sam about the PPPP?" I asked. Steve shook his head in response, "I was going to tell him later..." Tony pressed a newly installed button on his suit, that's when we all heard FRIDAY say "Activating the Peter Parker Protection Program." Then came Nat and Loki, to help Tony deal with Sam. Lets just say Rhodey had a new partner in Physical Therapy for a while.