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"already on the way!"

3rd person POV
Peter was currently shoving himself in corner, as Tony and Pepper Stark continued to fight. The lab door was locked, and only could be opened by Tony or Peppers key. Peter sure as hell wasn't going to get in between the two, so he tried to calm his senses... by scooting as far into the corner as possible.

Eventually the couple stopped fighting, and they both left the room. "Well shoot, they left me in here." The spider paced the floor (and ceiling). "Friday?" "Yes Peter?" "Uh can you call Ton- never mind."

Peter had come up with an idea, that would make both Tony and Pepper feel bad. He pulled out his phone and dialed a few numbers. "hey wade," "spidey! how are you?" "I'm okay, I just need a favor..." "already on the way!"

Peter sat on the ceiling, waiting for either yelling, or Wade Wilson to come get him by digging through the wall.

Wades POV
Deadpool, what the hell? Get out of my tower!" "I would... but I've come to get someone." "Oh my god, who let this guy in!?" I turned to Stark, "I wouldn't have to be here if you could get along with you wife." Tony scoffed, "what are you talking about?" "One moment, Friday where is Tony's Lab?" "She's not going to listen-" "two floors down Mr. Wilson." "Thank you ma'am."

I rode the elevator to the lab, with Tony pinned to my side, with non stop questions. "Alrighty I need your key." "What! No!" "I will cut down this door." "You're not getting through that metal-" I had already started cutting through it.

3rd person POV
A huge metal slap feel into the lab, revealing a spider kid sitting on the ceiling. "Hey petey, would you like to explain to your dad why you're in here?" "Nope." peter replied while popping the 'P'. "Fine then I will, someone, whose name rhymes with cony, was arguing with a specific spicy salt, and boom ya locked your sweet innocent spider child in here." Wade said, with hugging Peter. "Okay Peter now its your turn to hold up the deal," The kid nodded.

"Hi loki, it's nice to finally met you!!!"

Sry this is short lol, I thought we needed a finale to the wade wants to meet loki saga 😂