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"So... I got an interesting call..."

Okay so TW I guess for brief bulling, but its not that bad. This is more for laughs... (you're welcome Rebecca and Katy... )

Peter walked into school in a good mood, May had a big work opportunity in Canada somewhere, so he got to stay with Tony , until she got back. 

His mood immediately went down when he got to gym class, his least favorite class, doubled by the fact that Flash was in it, who, might I add, was extremely annoying today.  When Peter stepped into gym, Flash immediately started with his daily "Wassup Penis Parker!" Peter just rolled his eyes and went to changer in the locker room. 

When he got back out of the locker room, he sat on the bleachers with Ned. They talked for a few minutes until Coach Wilson started speaking, "Okay guys, today we are doing, your favorite thing ever," he said sarcastically, "Fitness testing." Peter hates these, he has to try to fail. He turned to Ned, "what the hell do I do?" he whispered. "you know what would be funny, if you did like 700 pull- ups just to tick flask off," "I can't do that.." "Boo!" He whisper yelled.

Soon Peter was in line, Flash was right in front of him, yay... and he would not stop talking badly about Peter. Until it was finally Flashes turn, "Watch and learn Penis." 6 pull ups. Peter almost laughed, to be fair it was the best in the class so far, but Peter could do better. 'I'll just do 7' he thought on his 5th Pull up, 'Maybe 10...' 

Some time passed when the final bell rang. Peter saw Happys car, before hopping in the back seat. When the two got home  Peter went up to Tony's lab to do some homework. "Hey, Mr. Stark." "Hey Pete," he paused, "So... I got an interesting  call..." "really from who?" Tony responded quickly with, "Your school." "Oh, am I in trouble for something?" Tony laughed "No, but they're kind of concerned..." "about...?" Peter asked. "Well they want to know if I put you on drugs." He laughed. "What! Why?" "You did 567 pull ups today in gym..."