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"no... nope."

Before IW, after Homecoming
Peters POV
Tony looked down at the floor, while clutching the bridge of his nose, "I'm just really tired of watching you get thrown off of buildings." I sighed, and turned to face him, "hey you can't talk!" He looked up at me in surprise, "really? When I'm have ever been thrown off a building?" "One second," I held a finger up at him, before whipping out my phone. Within seconds Loki appeared in the bedroom. "Yes peter, what is so urgent?" "Has Tony ever been thrown off a building," "yeah I threw him off it." I looked at tony with a smug look on my face, "if you keep looking at me like that, I'm gonna take the suit. No more patrol." "I've done patrol without the suit before." Loki disappeared, probably from feeling awkward. "Yeah, how'd that go for you?" I shrugged, "pretty well, I got the bad guy, then I was invited to be in the avengers. Oh! But a few minutes before I almost died- oh shit."

"Wait what?" "nOthing..." "you almost died?" Tony questioned, with a small hint of disbelief in his voice. "no... nope." I shakily replied, while attempting to back out of the room. "You're not leaving until you tell me." I sighed, and covered my face, "a building collapsed on top of me." Tony's face went completely red, "wHAT!"