spiderson and the avengers oneshots

"I thought you just snored weird."

Requested by @arrogantdog
I think I'm doing what you wanted, not sure tho :).

3rd person POV

Tony walked into Peters room at the tower, "are you ready peter?" He was dressed in the spidey suit, and gave a thumbs up. "I'm a little nervous, this is my first interview." "We are introducing you as an honorary avenger," the kid rolled his eyes a bit, "are you going to say honorary?" Tony chucked, "obviously."

Soon the avengers left and started setting up on the panel, Natasha had sat down with peter, "you're sure you are ready," the boy nodded and put on his mask.

Tony walked out on stage a large spotlight following him as kids (and adults) in the audience cheered, he put on his 'stage smile' as Peter and Pepper like to call it. In the audience, the first few rows were taken up by reporters and interviewers. The billionaire waved to the cameras, as the room began to quiet down, waiting for Tony to speak. "As you all know I am Tony Stark, or Ironman." More cheering erupted from small children, "-and these are your avengers." Tony put his arm out as Steve stepped out from backstage. The team had decided all soldiers who had served should be given Military like presentation, so as Steve entered, the national anthem played in the background. Rhodey, Sam, and Bucky, all presented with the same music. Bruce and Clint followed. Natasha walked out, whispered something to Tony, who nodded. Then Thor got on stage, shoveling Loki in. A few gasps could be heard in the audience. "Okay, as you know, over the years we've recruited several 'honorary avengers' examples are Barnes, Loki, Colonel Rhodes, and Mr. Wilson." The audience made a small noise, in response, "well introducing our newest recruit, Spider-Man!" Peter swung in from the back of the audience, loud cheering was heard, along with a few of the older adults whispering, "menace," "vigilante," and more. Peter was the only one who heard, as he had enhanced hearing. He shrugged it off, hearing that bullshit all the time.

The panel had finally started to answer some questions, from the audience. A young girl around the age of 10, were first, "my question is for everyone." The team nodded in response, "does spidey take his mask off around you guys?" "We finally got him to take it off, but it took forever," Bucky answered with a small laugh. A teenage girl, who was far back in the audience, yelled, "is he hot?!" Peter blushed intensely behind the mask, while the the team erupted into laughter. Peter pulled the mic close to his masked face, "hell yeah!" Not only the team laughed but the audience to.

Later on into the panel, a boy asked, "how old are you, spidey?" "Um, I don't know if I'm allowed to answer that-" Peter turned to Tony who nodded, "nineteen."

A few girls fainted.

"Does spidey have any hidden powers?" Tony laughed at the question, "well he obtained more of the spider then he shows," Natasha joined in, "yeah sometimes he is cleaning his web-shooters and makes a huge mess," "he occasionally he will thermoregulate," Bruce added. "he can purr." Loki said. That Made the laughing of the audience stop, "what? I can?" Tony nodded confirming Loki's statement, "when you sleep." "Oh that's what that is," rhodey laughed, "I thought you just snored weird."

"wait why are you guys watching me sleep?"