Male reader x missy (editing cos I'm dumb:))

Death in heaven

"Look at them! My boys." She smiled widely, taking in her 'beautiful' display of cybermen occupying the human race.

"Cybermen in broad daylight? You think people won't notice?" You spoke up but then it happened they noticed and took pictures like it was some sort of disturbing cosplay.

In a spilt second Missy unpins her hat and puts it on the ground at a Cyberman's feet. "Photos with the big metal men, one pound." She smirks at you, you look away quickly, taking in everything a lot there wasn't much to it. See if you knew the Master well you would surely see that they never do have just one plan, so all you had to do was dig deeper.

Doctor just stood there not sure what to do with himself, he was slipping, spiralling down his own dark thoughts. "New York. Paris. Rome. Marrakesh. Brisbane. Glasgow. Everywhere. Anywhere. Me and my boys. We're going viral." She speaks sweetly to the doctor, grabbing him and pulling him closer to him in turn snapping him from his daydream. 

"Would you like me to take a picture? Sorry, selfies are never as good, are they? And you're having a lovely moment. Hang on!" You didn't recognise the voice but you where scared what Missy would do next as She snatches Missy's phone. Oh no. If looks could kill, it would be a blood bath.

"Nice bow tie." The doctor spoke smiling softly at the girl and it was clear the doctor noticed her and that had to be a good thing right? God I hope so. You wished hopefully resting your life in the hands of the Doctor.

"Bow ties are cool. Big smiles, and now!" She spoke and then it happened we were surrounded by GUNS. Not exactly your favourite thing in the world but your anxiety dropped at the red spots dancing around Missy's frame leaving you completely out of danger.

This definitely was gunnu be a long day.

"Afternoon. You've picked a lovely day for it. My, don't you look shiny." She spoke looking to the doctor with a huge sense of familiarity. "Haircut?"

What the hell was happening?

"You must be y/n? Pleasure to Finally meet you" she smiled softly, you smiled back unsure what to do in social and weird situations. Although interactions weren't so high on your list of things to do.

Then you felt in the corner of your eye that you were being watched and there she was smirking right at you, the dark mistress herself. You forced yourself to look away, it became very difficult to stop observing her movements. This bitch had hypnotise you the second she had her chance you weren't going to fall for it again.

Soon enough the cybermen fly away and you look back to Missy still holding onto that god damn smirk but the staring doesn't last too long this time as you all turn around to see the lead covering of the dome of St Pauls peeling back like a bloody Chocolate Orange.
"Oh, my God! Is it supposed to do that? Is that new?" You panic.

"A sun roof on Saint Paul's? Yes, I'd say that was new." The doctor spoke sarcasm laced in his voice causing you to roll your eyes at his unnecessarily teasing.

"There's going to be mass panic. Everyone in London can see that." The woman Kate spoke up.

"Everyone in London just clapped and went whee. Hush, I'm trying to count." The doctor spoke holding his hands out like a child counting on the tips of his fingers as you all starting counting.

"Eighty seven, I think. OCD." Someone spoke before taking a puff from the inhaler at hand.

"Ninety one." You and Missy spoke, looking at each other in disbelief. She opened her mouth again "Queen of evil" loud enough for only you to hear. She stated it like it was the easiest thing she could say and god how you hated listening to her nonsense.