Letters to a Rockstar

"Hey Ashley! I am going to order some strippers!"

"No, no, no. Start from the chorus right there Andy. And there is when I meet you with my part." I said as we were working out a new song. 

He marked the spot in his book and we began at that part again. 

"In the end, as you fade into the night. *woah oh oh* Who will tell the story of your life? *woah oh oh*" He stopped singing and ran his hands through his hair. I put my bass down. I heard my mailman knock on the door and I got up to get it. Killer and Tokyo went nuts as I shushed them gently. 

I opened the door and he handed me my mail and a package from Amazon. I smiled and thanked him and shut the door. I walked into the living-room with my stuff. I set the box down and flipped through my mail as I stopped at a letter. 

I dropped the rest onto the table as I ripped the letter open. Andrew watched me with a raised eyebrow and I ignored him. 

I sat back and Tokyo hopped up onto the couch and curled into my lap. I pet my baby as I began to read the letter.

"Ashley?" He asked as I flipped the page over and read the second page. I held up a finger and continued to read. "I am going to order some strippers. What is your preference? Blonde, brunette or red-head?" He asked in a serious tone as he tried to get my attention again. "Two blondes and a black haired. Get them from Penelope's box of tricks." I said as I laid down the second page. 

"ASHLEY!" He said with firmness as I silenced him as I continued to read the letter. " We want full service man!" I said distracted as I finished the back of the letter. I laid it down and looked at the enclosed pictures. 

"You want to go to the Land of lust instead?" He said as I laid down the pictures. I got a dirty glare from my best friend as I returned the favor. I folded the letter back and the pictures. I laid it on the table and opened my package. I peeked inside and smiled widely. 

I pulled out four new porno dvds. Andy rolled his eyes and I smirked. "They are not for me you sick fucker! I got them for Travis for his party next weekend." I said smacking the back of his head as I laid them down. 

"How about those strippers?" I asked turning my attention back to Andy. He looked up from his phone and grinned widely. 

Uh Oh! I thought.

"There is this new strip joint downtown. Lets call up the boys and have them meet us down there." He said as he showed me the place on his phone. 

I nodded as I saw the hottest tits known to mankind on this blonde. "Call them! Lets get going." I said standing up and bringing the rest of my mail and box into the kitchen. I opened the rest of the mail. 

I threw it all but a bill away. I pulled out my phone and paid for it and raced upstairs and filed it away. 

I quickly changed and fixed my hair and makeup and headed back downstairs. I heard Andrew talking on the phone with Jinxx. He was always the hardest to talk into doing this. He never went along. He usually ended up being the person who got called to come and pick some of us back up. 

"Awesome! We will meet you there. CC and Jake are meeting us there as well." He said as he hung up. He looked at me and shook his head and laughed. 

I rolled my eyes and grabbed my jacket and phone and keys and we headed out the door. "Be good guys. Daddy will be home in a while." I said to my dogs as they watched me leave while chewing on bones. 

I shut and locked the doors and we headed to my car.

I began to explain to Andy on the way there about Chelsea. 

He listened and smiled a genuine smile. "She sounds incredible Ash. I am proud of you man. You may have found the girl?" He said as I looked over at him shocked as I stopped at a light. 

"I doubt that Andrew. I don't know the girl that well to fall for her. Besides, she lives in Ohio. I live in California and Nashville." I said flatly as I looked over at him. He merely shrugged as we waited for the light. 

"Just saying Purdy. She sounds incredible and she is in need of a friend. This could very well be what makes you decide to settle down?" He said as I gunned it as the light turned green. He laughed at my reaction as I flew past a bunch of trucks and headed up towards my exit. 

"Maybe? But she is just so amazing! I have been all over the world and I never ever meant or talked to anyone quite like her Biersack." I said as I crossed six lanes of traffic and flew off the freeway and into my lane to exit. He was messing with his phone and did not seem disturbed by my driving. He and I have been doing this for years. And it never alarmed us.

I pulled into the place and whistled lowly at the outside. 

It was black as night with neon signs shaped like tits all around the outside front. I smacked Andrew and he put his phone away and his jaw dropped. I parked and turned off the car and we got out. I locked and set my alarm. I felt someone pound my back and a strong arm go around my shoulders. CC. 

I pounded his back back and looked to see the rest walking up with us. 

I opened the doors and we walked into what I can only describe as heaven.