Hermitcraft Nonsense

Quick Idea Boys Headcanon

I might delete this later I just want to share this chaotic mental image I had

Idea guys are just chilling and Keralis is cutting open up a hot dog with disposable tableware from the Idea Store cafeteria

Bdubs notices and quotes "what do you have there?"
Keralis remembers Grian showing him a meme compilation and recognizes the line so he responds a little too enthusiastically "a knife!"
Bdubs screams "NO!!!" And tries to take the knife away from Keralis to complete the re-enactment but Keralis is much smaller and faster than Bdubs and jumps away.
Bdubs falls out of his chair and is stunned while Keralis is cracking up and Xisuma is just watching, dumbfounded

Later Xisuma is starting some of the robotic cleaners for Idea and he is confused why the robotic sweeper isn't starting. He goes through the charging stations and finds the robot stuck in its charger, the plastic knife taped to the top with possibly an entire roll of silver duct tape and the knife sticking out. A styrofoam bowl is also taped to the top, covering the robot's receiver.

Written in Sharpie on the silver tape is "STABBY THE ROOMBA DEMANDS HOT DOG SACRIFICES"

Xisuma is very confused and asks Keralis about it, who (claims) to not have a clue but by the time he meets up with Bdubs again he's forgotten.

Until a week later when there's two plastic knives taped to the robot and the message "STABBY THE ROOMBA DEMANDS HOT DOG SACRAFICES" underlined and in red Sharpie

Upon questioning Keralis bursts into giggles and points to Bdubs abd Bdubs says with a completely straight face: "obey Stabby, Xisuma. Don't mess with forces you don't know the power to."

And while Xisuma isn't convinced in the least he humors his friends and messes with the robot every once in a while and sends it to run while Bdubs or Keralis are working and they each scream when it starts talking in a very demonic voice that Xisuma added:

"S t a b b y d e m a n d s h o t d o g s a c r a f i c e s"

"GO GET A HOT DOG, KERALIS! ILL HOLD HIM OFF UNTIL YOU GET BACK!" Bdubs yells and Keralis sprints off.

Xisuma happens to be watching from the security cameras and makes the robot disappear before Keralis gets back and since then Keralis and Bdubs haven't been able to find the robot that actually got stuck in a hidden vent, but they hear it's voice echo through the air ducts sometimes and freak out

...this started from me thinking of a modern-AU type thing where they just share a house and Bdubs taped a knife to their Roomba for the joke. I thought "oh let's adapt this to be in canon!" And way too much cake of that thought.

I'm sorry, I shall take my leave now.

-Becca!