I'm trying to write part 2 of "Just Like Me" and I don't have any i d e a s
So have some stuff-
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Nightbird: Shads, you always need to be kind to people.
Darkbird: He-
Nightbird: Piss off-
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Xander: How do Bela and Luck get out of these messes?
Alyx: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out-
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MHA Shadow: Hi welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?
MHA Bird, confuzzled: B-bees?
MHA Shads: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.
MHA Bird: Wh-
MHA Jason (probably): *Walks in, shaking a jar of bees*
MHA Bird: wAIT-
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Friend: So what's it like being Luther's sister?
Bandit: One time I asked him for a glass of water while he was still mad at me. He brought me a glass of ice and said "Wait"-
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MHA Bird: My hand hurts.
MHA Midnight: ...why? You were stuck with the nurse all day cuz your broke your wing.
MHA Bird: I had to write "I will not be stupid and hurt myself again" like a million times.
Midnight: Who the hell made you do that?
MHA Shadow: Me.
Midnight:
Shadow: It had to be done okay-
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Person: You're pretty dumb.
Nightshadow: Thanks!
Person: ...why are you grateful? I just insulted you.
Nightshadow: All I heard was, "You're pretty"-
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Human!Kailani: I have flaws. What are they? I'm always active, maybe I spend too much time volunteering for things.
H! Kai: Occasionally I'll burn someone alive, so sue me-
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Demolish, probably: Anybody under 5'7 doesn't deserve happiness.
Midnight, who's 5'6: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, b i t -
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MHA Baxter: If someone points at your black clothes and asks who's funeral it is, a look around the room and a casual, "Haven't decided yet" is always a good reply-
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Yao-Momo: So what's for lunch?
MHA Midnight: Food, usually.
Momo: No, I mean, what are you having?
Midnight: An unwanted conversation.
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13-y/o John, looking around: Hey bro, have you seen my knife? It's missing.
13-y/o Pyro: Like our parents.
13-y/o John:
John: What pits of Hell did you crawl out of-
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OC Forms/Art Book 4!
RandomWelcome back to another chaotic book filled with OC oneshots, art, and new and old OCs of mine!! This book contains: Slight gore/angst if I feel like it OCs (A LOT) Memes and scenarios Cute stuff And that's pretty much it- Thanks for visiting my boo...