Writer's Block Sucks

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I'm trying to write part 2 of "Just Like Me" and I don't have any i d e a s

So have some stuff-

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Nightbird: Shads, you always need to be kind to people.

Darkbird: He-

Nightbird: Piss off-

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Xander: How do Bela and Luck get out of these messes?

Alyx: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out-

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MHA Shadow: Hi welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?

MHA Bird, confuzzled: B-bees?

MHA Shads: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.

MHA Bird: Wh-

MHA Jason (probably): *Walks in, shaking a jar of bees*

MHA Bird: wAIT-

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Friend: So what's it like being Luther's sister?

Bandit: One time I asked him for a glass of water while he was still mad at me. He brought me a glass of ice and said "Wait"-

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MHA Bird: My hand hurts.

MHA Midnight: ...why? You were stuck with the nurse all day cuz your broke your wing.

MHA Bird: I had to write "I will not be stupid and hurt myself again" like a million times.

Midnight: Who the hell made you do that?

MHA Shadow: Me.

Midnight:

Shadow: It had to be done okay-

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Person: You're pretty dumb.

Nightshadow: Thanks!

Person: ...why are you grateful? I just insulted you.

Nightshadow: All I heard was, "You're pretty"-

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Human!Kailani: I have flaws. What are they? I'm always active, maybe I spend too much time volunteering for things.

H! Kai: Occasionally I'll burn someone alive, so sue me-

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Demolish, probably: Anybody under 5'7 doesn't deserve happiness.

Midnight, who's 5'6: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, b i t -

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MHA Baxter: If someone points at your black clothes and asks who's funeral it is, a look around the room and a casual, "Haven't decided yet" is always a good reply-

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Yao-Momo: So what's for lunch?

MHA Midnight: Food, usually.

Momo: No, I mean, what are you having?

Midnight: An unwanted conversation.

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13-y/o John, looking around: Hey bro, have you seen my knife? It's missing.

13-y/o Pyro: Like our parents.

13-y/o John:

John: What pits of Hell did you crawl out of-

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