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Diesel: Do...do any of you guys ever see your sibling and immediately have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? Like...Adan will walk into the room and I'm like, "Oh, guess I have to end you now."
Valerie: the Cain instinct-
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Me: I have a bad memory.
Galaxy: How bad is it?
Me: How bad is what?
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Trauma survivors on tv: *Beautifully broken, delivers tearful speech, hugs it out*
Midnight: *Describes abusive/traumatic event that happened to her and laughs* BOY THAT SURE WAS F*CKED UP-
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Me: I'm tough!
Also me: *Gets scared when notifications are too loud*
Me: *Gets scared by a random lizard*
Me: *Almost cries when someone raises their voice more than average*
Me: *Hides when under any kind of stress or fright*
Me: *Almost screams when someone taps my shoulder unexpectedly*
Me, sweatdropping nervously: so tough
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Sera Silentheart, texting: Did you know I have atsgama
Sera: Ratsmah
Sera: Ahma
Sera: Attsma
Sera:
Sera: Breathn't
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Nightshadow: The Best Buy employee asked me what I was looking for and for the life of me I couldn't remember "Red Dead Redemption 2" and in my panic I blurted out, "Yeehaw Skyrim"-
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Velenka: God nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight.
Person: So, a vampire?
Velenka: I can confirm I'm not a vampire, as I have blood.
Person: Is it your blood?
Velenka, sweating nervously: It's blood, yes.
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Someone: How broke are you?
Xander: McDonald's ice cream machine.
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Bela in high school: This girl sitting next to me gave herself an insulin shot in class yesterday and the girl next to her said, "Can you like, not do that right now?" Which the girl replied with, "Uh, no Debra, I'd like to live."
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Someone: *Harms one of their family members in any way shape or form*
Literally any of my OCs with a family: *Oh boy here I go killing again-*
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Protagonist: *Dramatically, beaten up* Because of you... hundreds... thousands...are DEAD!
Villain! Bela, doing something on her phone: Yeah you know what else is dead, this thing-
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-Nightbird as a math tutor-
Bird with a computer: - this means it's 90°.
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OC Forms/Art Book 4!
De TodoWelcome back to another chaotic book filled with OC oneshots, art, and new and old OCs of mine!! This book contains: Slight gore/angst if I feel like it OCs (A LOT) Memes and scenarios Cute stuff And that's pretty much it- Thanks for visiting my boo...
